Safety baby daddy

A Safety Baby Daddy is a friend whom agrees to have a baby with you after a certain age if you have remained single and childless.

“If I don’t have a child by 35, can we agree to have a child with each other?”

“Yes I will be your safety baby daddy”

by Taylour Paige December 11, 2021

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Baby daddy with benefits (BDWB)

A baby daddy with benefits is a person whom a woman shares a child or children with, and goes to bed with. In which, they do not have a romantic or friendship type of relationship and only take about the child outside of sex. They sleep with each other whenever it’s convenient for them or when the children are in school/daycare.

Guy: Hey what you doing?
Girl: Nothing much, my Baby daddy with benefits (BDWB) is coming over tonight though.

by Sexylexyyy September 1, 2022

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Baby daddy batty

When the sperm donor who was present and unhesitatingly participated in the boogering of eachother that caused the eggo to become prego; dips in and out whenever he feels the want and/or need regardless of your wishes which causes you to lose you're mind more and more each time he comes around saying "love"this, talking "family" that, which happens on repeat until either you or him dies.

*Note: Child(ren) becoming adult(s) living own lives does not and will not ever relieve symptoms caused from Baby daddy batty.

Opposite of Baby mama drama

Baby moms: "I can't stand my baby's dad, he dont ever get me this upset that I be acting up this crazy like"

Baby moms homegirl(aka "auntie"): " You're probably going loco cabeza coo coo bonkers or how they say baby daddy batty cuz of him and his b.s. Mmhhmm."

by MackMacksMama June 30, 2023

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