Breakfast Club  

A Purdue University Tradition in which people dress up in costume and head to the bars early Saturday morning before every home football game or during Grand Prix

Are you going to breakfast club tomorrow?

Yes ma'am, btfu!

Breakfast Club by Tony El Oso April 4, 2009

breakfast eater 

A breakfast eater is someone who has a stable life and actually has their shit together. So much together in fact, that it is actually quite annoying to the rest of us who don't have their lives in order. Breakfast eaters are driving erratically in your community right now and probably most Sunday mornings as well.

1. The breakfast eaters buy up all the good shit at the garage sales before I even get out of bed.
2. "Sorry I'm late, some BREAKFAST EATER was driving 45mph on the highway."
3. My lawn is fine, but looks like shit compared to all my breakfast eating neighbors with their fancy lawn vacs and hired lawn-care guys.

breakfast eater by earlsgarage March 14, 2009

breakfast in head 

A blow job in the morning right after you wake up. Usually after a rough nite of drinking and hoggin'. Performed by skanks or your wife.

"so I brought that 48 year old that I met at the bar home and the next morning she gave me breakfast in head" Steven said before eating a slice of pizza.
"Wow, dude! That's great!" Matt exclaimed. "she's old enough to be your mom"
true story

breakfast in head by Fatbox October 1, 2006

Breakfast Goblin 

Also referred to as a brunch bitch, typically a woman who appears as a strange, shadowy, golem-like creature in the morning, and becomes a friendly and reasonable human during the afternoon. This radical change is often brought about by eating a tasty lunch.

Guy #1: "Why is Janet such a bitch in the mornings but so cool afrer lunch?"
Guy #2 "She's a Breakfast Goblin dude."
Guy #1: "Oh..."

Breakfast Goblin by SuperMario69 April 11, 2015

breakfast lololol 

in saiki pissy boo world server, an admin called talia went afk for like a whole ass 3 months with "breakfast lololol" as the message. it is an expression used to highlight being gone for a long time.

guy 1: yo where'd guy 3 go
guy 2: he breakfast lolololed

breakfast lololol by rahahhahhhh January 21, 2023

Breakfast Pizza

Leftover pizza from the night before, enjoyed the cold in the morning.

"Hey did you put that pizza in the fridge?"
"Yes I did!"
"Good, i'm ready for some breakfast pizza!"

Breakfast Pizza by Pizzamanlol March 5, 2010

breakfast of champions 

(n.) cunnillingus performed in the morning, shortly after waking up - so named as a play on "eating pussy"; another word for pussy.

The only thing better than a wake-and-bake is a breakfast of champions.

A:I don't like the word "pussy". I call mine, "breakfast of champions".

breakfast of champions by ka-chan April 12, 2012