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brazilian falafel

The afterproduct of cleansing one's anal region with a leaf (typically from a poison ivy plant).
Example 1:
"Bro, I forgot to pack toilet paper for the camping trip!"
"I guess you'll have to make a Brazilian Falafel."

Example 2:
Duncan was running for Cross Country when he needed to poop, he quickly made his way into the bushes and pooped, he wiped with a poison ivy leaf, and left the Brazilian Falafel, and he experienced a sensation of intense painful ticking.
by Butt Hurt Runner January 16, 2014
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Brazilian Contractor

Noun:

Describes the erotic act of performing a Bikini Wax using Duct Tape and a Heat Gun. Duct tape is applied to the pubic area and then heated with a heat gun for two minutes. After the tape is allowed to cool, it is then removed in a single rapid motion as is done with any normal method of waxing.
Some people are allergic to the adhesive used on common duct tape; test a small area of skin for adverse reactions and irritability before performing a Brazilian Contractor.
by canander September 23, 2011
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Lead Brazilian

A crispy snipe to the face, dropping ones opponent instantly. Especially in a shooter type video game.
Damn Zach just ate that kids lunch, he gave him a Lead Brazilian and dropped him from that helicopter.
by BennyTwoBlades January 5, 2021
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brazilian breadstick

Wow! He must have a brazilian breadstick!
by Sunfrog May 19, 2016
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brazilian penis

Something you put in a man or woman’s enter section.It’s very big and long.It also taste like bubblegum.
Omg,FUCK ME WITH YOUR BRAZILIAN PENIS DADDY.OH YES.
by anonymous January 21, 2018
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The Brazilian slime

The Brazilian slime is when you give birth to a child in Brazil but it's covered in slime so you microwave the baby until it's no longer slime covered if you have no microwave you can also use the oven for a replacement option.
Yo terry wanna do the Brazilian slime nigga

Nah Tyrese I've done it one too many times lil nigga
by Slime rancher January 10, 2022
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brass brazilians

Poker Term - Brass Brazilians:

The top hand - Another name for a full house, also known as 'the nuts. '

Metaphorical: the best there is
Bryan: „I can’t engage with marginal junk. Not now. What I need is the Brass Brazilians.“ (Billions S4E9)
by Axe December 30, 2021
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