Book

A book is this thing that has words in it and words are made of letters and letters are these things that make up the alphabet and the alphabet is used to read and reading is what you're doing right now.

The book is in your hands

by fritosdoritos May 24, 2015

BOOK

A "BOOK" is a Boring Overly Obnoxious Kompla.

A kompla in this context is a complicated koala.

OMG, she's such a book!

by iamadinosaur June 13, 2016

Book

A strange extraterrestrial object that contains paper. On this so called "paper", there is an evil thing called "words". These peculiar things called "words" are infused with so much hate that it stings your eyes when you attempt to "read" it.

Teacher: Coming to school late huh? Im giving you detention.
Me: eh
Teacher: Extra homework?
Me: eh
Teacher: AH! A BOOK REPORT!
Me: OH SH*T

by the random dude March 9, 2016

BOOK

A person that is a complete and total hoe, slut, trick. This is so u dont have to say wat all him/her is.

Dang I heard that girl Kim was a Book

by LAiNA--BOO July 30, 2006

Book

To catch, be in on, or understand a joke or event that has recently happened.

*A man walks past two friends*

Friend 1: Yo that guy had a toupee

Friend 2: lol did you book that too?!

Friend 1: lmfao yeah.

by Ninj0red September 17, 2010

book

Those blocks of paper teachers give us to read. Also the one way that 90% of the teenage population heard of a website called sparknotes.com

Paulius: Hey you wanna go to the library and check out a book?

Chucky: What the fuck is that?

by Puzzlesmith April 8, 2012

book

1. substitute for the word cool
2. something enjoyable or interesting

You are so book!
I love your book shoes!

by QS NT January 13, 2008