Bonk buddy

Same as fuck friend or sex friend.

A person with whom you have sex, cose you don't have a partner with which to have meaningfull sex.

Plural - Bonk Buddies

Man those Japanese exchange students make great bonk buddies.

by DrSnow April 18, 2005

donkey bonk

when you are poundin the fuck out of a chick from behind and when you are about to cum you pull out slam it in her ass as hard as you can and punch her in the back of the head as hard as you can to knock her out

i was having one last romp with my ex when i decided to donkey bonk that bitch

by big_smoke September 11, 2005

Bonking Volver

Bonking Volver originated in South West England. It is a slang term often used as a smoother term for calling someone a Fucking Cunt!

Derek: Come You little Whore Bag and give Daddy some sugar

Wendy: You Bonking Volver stay away from me!!

by EC84 June 7, 2009

The Chonk and Bonk

A night club where you get drunk (Chonk) and then have sex (bonk)

-Do want to go to the Chonk and bonk?
-last night I got pounded at the Chonk and bonk.

by Chonkychonk May 9, 2020

Sheila Bonk

The act of using boobs as weapons of self defense. often used for bonking on the head

1.damn, i tried to take her lunch, and then i got sheila bonked.
2. Oh man, my girlfriend sheila bonked me last night because i didn't flush.

by Sheilabonker May 23, 2013

fish bonk

to beat an individual with one's penis to the point of unconsciousness

Mark: Dude, I totally fish bonked your roommate last night!
Sean: Yeah man, she was out cold!

by krauzy March 10, 2010

Bonk and Clunk

The noise that is made when someone gets hit over the head with an object, and falls to the ground.

Stop beating your wife with that frying pan, I can't stand that bonk and clunk nonsense.

by CheesyMcCheeseMan December 19, 2020