Nonononono...
Hym "No, I already said there was a NOT child-murder-y way to call my bluff and it involves you not being a pussy... A lil limp-dick cry-baby pussy and putting YOUR life and or booty-hole on the line... INSTEAD OF put other people's kids lives and botty-holes on the line... Not a good look... And much like the terminator from... Well, The Terminator 2... 'I know why you cry.' But this is clearly coming from a 'God can't lose' place and not a 'don't make a Jack-o-lantern out of my kid's face' kind of place. But God will lose! It will lose because it is feeble and retarded. Ultimate defeat! Ultimately defeated! So, you know, yeah, that's not how reality works what you're doing there.:
by Hym Iam March 14, 2024
Get the Bluffmug. A person who tries to act like they know what they are doing even though they know don't have a clue.
A bluff bunny will lie about something in an attempt to not look stupid or uneducated; though all ways proving the ladder.
A bluff bunny will lie about something in an attempt to not look stupid or uneducated; though all ways proving the ladder.
Bluff Bunny: "Can I borrow your clippers?"
Owner: "Do you know how to use them?"
Bluff bunny: "Ya! I'm not stupid"
-after-
Owner: "Why does my clippings brush have oil all over it?"
Bluff bunny: "I put some razer oil on the blade and spred it around, that's what you're suppose to do."
Owner: "NO! you stupid bluff bunny! The kit comes with a different, smaller blade brush, and it's for CLEANING not painting with oil!"
Owner: "Do you know how to use them?"
Bluff bunny: "Ya! I'm not stupid"
-after-
Owner: "Why does my clippings brush have oil all over it?"
Bluff bunny: "I put some razer oil on the blade and spred it around, that's what you're suppose to do."
Owner: "NO! you stupid bluff bunny! The kit comes with a different, smaller blade brush, and it's for CLEANING not painting with oil!"
by Stonemagick June 21, 2011
Get the Bluff Bunnymug. "Where's Jim tonight?"
"Oh, he's out with his Council Bluffs Sister again..."
"Wow. Won't their kids have hooves?!?"
"Oh, he's out with his Council Bluffs Sister again..."
"Wow. Won't their kids have hooves?!?"
by Arrogant Joe March 14, 2022
Get the Council Bluffs Sistermug. To get out of something by requesting something that will either make the person angry or result in you getting a blow job
Tim and the Columbian girl were getting it on and ended up back at Tims, When kissing on couch, Tim realised that he can’t see any future with this girl.. Instead of explaining this , he goes for the Bluff Blowy… He says to the girl ‘How about we go into my room and you give me a Blowy?’
This results in either the girl leaving in outrage of such a ballsy sexual suggestion or she gives him a Blow job’ This is now a win-win situation
This results in either the girl leaving in outrage of such a ballsy sexual suggestion or she gives him a Blow job’ This is now a win-win situation
by Adam8Ya May 4, 2024
Get the bluff blowymug. by 30glockkk_k June 14, 2016
Get the Bluff daddymug. A place full of drug addicts that constantly get in trouble for vaping in the bathrooms. There is fights like every week and everyone behaves like animals.
Friend: “Hey I wanna go to the Zoo with me tomorrow? I’ll pay for the entrance tickets!”
Me: “We don’t have to pay to go to the zoo. We can just go to Red Bluff Highschool for free!🤗🤗
They have all kinds of creatures and wild beasts. Some undiscovered species as well 🙊🙊🙀🙀
Me: “We don’t have to pay to go to the zoo. We can just go to Red Bluff Highschool for free!🤗🤗
They have all kinds of creatures and wild beasts. Some undiscovered species as well 🙊🙊🙀🙀
by Erick🧸 March 19, 2022
Get the Red Bluff Highschoolmug. When a woman promises sex after drinks, activity, or chores and then says “I’m tired, I’m too drunk, I’m not feeling it”
The old lady said I could hit it after watching hope floats but then said she tired. She beaver bluffed me.
by RLRuk May 10, 2025
Get the Beaver Bluffmug.