blowing donkeys

Emitting a huge cloud of smoke from your mouth without much force while smoking out of a hookah. A good rule of thumb for when you have blown a donkey is when you cannot see beyond the huge cloud in front of your face.

Info: Hookahs are notorious for allowing the user to take massive hits that produce a lot of smoke. You will not be able to blow a donkey with a cigarette, nor will you be able to blow donkeys from a pipe. It just doesn't happen.

"Damn, look at Derek. He's blowing donkeys!"

Can also be used in part:" Come on Tony, rip a donkey"

Can also be used without the G: "Evan is blowin' donkeys"

Can also be messed with in terms of tense: "Lauren just blew a huge donkey!"

by Nick Beez July 12, 2006

blowing smoke

Euphemism for dissembling, spouting nonsense and red herrings or general bullshitting.

"Blowing smoke about forecast uncertainty and drawing absurd inferences is not helpful", said the commentator about Senator Larry Lindsey.

by Measure for Measure123 July 2, 2011

Boring as Suck

Adj. A phrase describing a task that is particularly boring and cumbersome. Derived from the common feminine realization that "sucking a dick" is both a chore and boring. The likely origin is the phrase, "This is as boring as sucking a dick," but given the derogatory nature of such a statement, was shortened to be more discrete, for use in situations where the word "dick" would be less than appropriate.

1. Girl, "My boyfriend pounded my vadge only missionary style all last night, it was boring as suck."
Friend, "That's too bad. My Boyfriend gave me a blackjack, it was great!"

by The Scarlet Pimpernil January 27, 2009

Boring

"Dull, repetitive, or tedious" (American Heritage Dictionary).

I have noticed that younger children (and older children with less-developed vocabularies) use this word often. "Boring" among these people is a catch-all term indicating general disapproval. It can mean frustrating, depressing, or unpopular, or even embarassing, uncomfortable, unfamiliar, or unapproachable. The child's concept of "boredom" temporarily takes the place of the range of emotions that we become more aware of, and better able to articulate, as we grow older.

Adults often seem to misunderstand the fact that "boring" doesn't mean the same thing to children that it means to us. An adult is bored when they can't "find anything to do" or when they are trapped in an uneventful formal situation such as a meeting or a second cousin's funeral. Children, however, seem like they use "boring" for many other situations, even ones that may seem exciting and fast-paced.

Jell-o? That's boring!

I hate science! It's boring!

How was your first day of school?
Boring.
Did you meet new people?
Yeah.
Did you have lots to do?
Yeah.
Did you go outside and run around?
Yeah.
Then how was it boring?
I don't know.

If you're bored, I can find something for you to do.

by Tastyfish November 18, 2006

blowing his own trumpet

To boast about oneself, to speak very proudly and positively about oneself. In AmE, "to blow one's own horn"

John is blowing his own trumpet again, he is telling everyone he is the best sales manager of our Company.

by Evuski May 18, 2006

Blowing the ember

Or, re-kindling the fire. Blowing on the ember refers to the following analogy. "One time, there were a group of campers, who were friends. One of them decided to light a fire, so he did and everyone was happy for him. Then, it was time to put out the fire, so he did. During the night, the camper felt lonely, so he saw an ember still in the fire, and blew on it to ignite a spark and start the fire back up. The campers didn't like that, so they beat up the other camper and kicked out the fire.
It refers to when a person is trying to re-ignite a relationship that others feel should not be re-ignited.

Alex man, you gotta stop blowing the ember. Shes a bitch and you know it.

by iBSeannn March 14, 2009

Blowing up my spot

When you're hollering at a yummy and some knucklehead comes and throws salt in your mack game.

I was this close to taking cutie home last night when dude came by talking about my wifey, totally blowing up my spot.

by w00ted August 12, 2008