Biblefap

When you pleasure your genitals whist reading the Christian Bible.

"There was absolutely nothing I could wank to in that hotel room. I had to biblefap that evening."
"Dude, that's just wrong."

by God of Man April 18, 2014

Bible Twonks

A voyeur squad from @yakisobbed aka (Johnny, Shinwon, Dean, Seulgi, Sehun, Seungjun, Hani, S.coups, Exy, Inseong, Yuto, Ljoe)

Bible Twonks are a group of people from Yakisoba who (really x69) likes to engage in voyeurism.

Members are as follows:

@sobjohnny
@sobksw
@khyuksob
@sobseulgi
@sehunsob
@sobseungjun
@ahysob
@sobcsc
@sobcsj
@sobkxs
@yutosob
@lbhsob

by Noun; May 11, 2017

Bible Belt Bitch

Someone who has basic Christian beliefs in the bible belt and only believes it because that is all they know and hold onto it, spreading their beleifs on facebook.

My aunt shared a flat earth society video about religion ,and she was a real bible belt bitch in my debate with her.

by SSUbear October 24, 2017

Bilen

Okayyyyy! Bilen is so beautiful 😍! She is thicc as fuckkkkkkk but she ain’t no fuck-gal. If u get to deep to her she will be a little sensitive but her personality is willllld🦁. She has friends which are boiiis and gurls. Her closest friends are mostly gurls, cuz they can relate to her. She is always in a big group but can trust only a few. If u r close to Bilen she will be the craziest motherfucking sister uv ever had. Her personality is the best but when u on her bad side she will be a bitch! She is brown skin and has long dark hair. She is probably Eritrean 🇪🇷 ! Bilen would probably get a boyfriend at like 16+ since younger than that age she ain’t into no gf + bf shit! But that don’t mean she don’t like no one !?!?! She can be a gurly girl but can be a bit boishhh! She never where’s make up cuz she all natural!

Bilen is everything above 😁

by the_mothafukin_truth_123 August 21, 2019

Hairy Bible

To jizz in a bible then rip your pubes out and stick them in the cum, then close the book and forcefully shove the book so far up your ass it starts to bleed.

Me and my cousins had a fun time with a hairy bible.

by Gavingaming February 22, 2023

U READ MY BIBLE

Something you say to someone if you are right about something and they are wrong but they were being super stubborn and saying they were right. It means for the person in the wrong to try seeing things from your perspective or just to even trust you more often.

Lukas: trust me, chickens don’t lay eggs at all. Are u stupid?
Dylan: yes they do. (Shows proof chickens lay eggs) see? haha, U READ MY BIBLE!

by DankyDyl69 November 7, 2019

Bible Thumper

A religious Zealot who pressures people to subscribe to their own religios beliefs, even after the target has said they are not interested. Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses are particularly notorious Bible Thumpers.

a bro: "Hey,there are some Mormon Missionaries at the door to talk to you!"

me: "Damn, I told those Bible Thumper Mormons to go away, where is my Pepper Spray at?"

by Piranha March 24, 2008