Verb (latin origin Bejungana) After acts of a sexual nature you then fecalate (shit) on your hand then proceed to rub or smear it on your erect penis (hard cock).Then proceed to slap your sex partener with your fecies -covered penis (repeatedly) in the the face!
Hank:hey man how was sex with Tiff lastnight?
Steve:Dude i totally slammed her then i gave her........the Bejing Cocktail!!!!
Hank:Ewwwwww!
Steve:Dude i totally slammed her then i gave her........the Bejing Cocktail!!!!
Hank:Ewwwwww!
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The act of shitting oneself while on a date with a woman.
Accidentally shitting on a woman.
The act of shitting oneself while on a date with a woman.
Accidentally shitting on a woman.
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The Beijinger is a newspaper written by Asians for Asians in Beijing. It’s called it’s own people cowards and even has stated they won’t defend their own women. They are correct.
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PERSON A) dude.... last night was freaky
PERSON B) why bro?
PERSON A) i just finished taking a shit, and this bitch who was all over me decided she wanted to give me a bejing tea kettle
PERSON B) did you let her?
PERSON A) DUH RETARD
PERSON B) why bro?
PERSON A) i just finished taking a shit, and this bitch who was all over me decided she wanted to give me a bejing tea kettle
PERSON B) did you let her?
PERSON A) DUH RETARD
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The joyous state of having been subjected to an extremely catchy musical melody or advertising jingle.
The joyous state of having been subjected to an extremely catchy musical melody or advertising jingle.
After googling local furniture warehouses, Joe Public was completely bejingled by one websites homepage video. He found himself subconsciously singing their jingle for an entire week.
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The joyous state of having been subjected to an extremely catchy musical melody or advertising jingle.
The joyous state of having been subjected to an extremely catchy musical melody or advertising jingle.
After googling local furniture warehouses, Joe Public was completely bejingled by one websites homepage video. He found himself subconsciously singing their jingle for an entire week.
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