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Bastion Main

A person who looks into the heart of darkness and tries to use it for chaotic good but always gets corrupted and morphs into scum. They play Overwatch and select bastion at first as a blanket but soon it turns into a crutch. This player lashes out at the world by releasing an ungodly amount of fire power down a firing range. A bastion main should always be countered with Sombra and Road Hog. Thy hack and thy hook shall save us from this misguided demon known as the bastion main. Fortunately this genus form of Bastion Main can bring down the enemy team but be warned if the bastion main is on your team, you will garner some of the hatred aimed at Bastion and lose the game through moral depression.

A smaller known but should also to be considered genus is the Bastion main recon variant, who is a tactical flanking nightmare. They use recon mode and hit the head shots with unrelenting efficiency. They turn into sentry move in well timed oppuntunities and kill everything in sight within seconds, to only move on in recon mode again, they are not stationary, they are like a soldier 76 but with a huge machine gun. Bastion Mains in short is why there was bigotry against Omnics after the war and why salt levels rise higher and higher in comp and quick play. The fire power and devastation will leave many salty.
Soldier 76: That bastion has been mowing us down. I can hear it's awful laughter.

Winston: I checked the bastion's career profile, confirmed bastion main
Pharah : Justice Rain AHHHH
Road Hog : I got this * Hooks Bastion*

Sombra: Boop * hacks Bastion *

Bastion: (translated )NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO * dies in hell fire*
by Dr.BastionMain April 18, 2018
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Bastard

Besides the usual usages of a child born out of wedlock and a suitable name for someone you don’t like, there are other meanings as well. At one time it was used to refer to a hybrid device or one adapted from one purpose to another; in 1517 it was used to refer to second rate Spanish Sack wines and in engineering it refers to a type of coarse-toothed file.
“Shit! What a bastard!”
What do you mean?”
Take your pick.”
by AKACroatalin September 19, 2016
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Bastille

Perfection in the form of 4 extraordinary people who go by the name of Dan, Woody , Will and Kyle. They are best known for songs such as Pompeii that got to number 2 in the UK charts and other songs such as bad blood and flaws who were all written by them. They are a UK band that could quite happily be compared to perfection. The lead singer is Dan smith who first started his career as a solo artist and became a band in 2010.
Did you hear bastilles new song? its perfect.
by bastillesangel October 13, 2013
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Master Baster

A person who has achieved excellence at keeping things moist.
"Someone tell the Master Baster that the Dip Chicks need more moist."

My ballin-ass personal chef is a Master Baster.

My dumb cunt wife served me dry turkey. Next Thanksgiving I'm hiring a Master Baster--and maybe a dip set, as well.
by Ballin4DipChicks January 1, 2009
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tory bastard

1. a tory,

2. member of the Conservative Party in parliamentary government systems.

Prime Minister of Canada Stephen Harper is a tory bastard.
by Figleaf23 January 15, 2009
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pommy bastard

Australian slang.
see pompommybastard
Derogatory term.
Very effective at upsetting Englishmen during a cricket tour of Australia.
Frequently appears in major Australian newspapers during these tours.
by gladi June 28, 2008
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Bastard Fuck

A person of very few moral scruples.
That lawyer is such a bastard fuck.
by Mister Man the Guy September 21, 2004
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