Batting average

n. The number of times a male has ejaculated by the actions of another person over the number of times he has masterbated.

Sexual actions/Masterbation= Batting Average

The higher the number the better; the lower the more the person needs to get out of his parents computer and actually meet some females.

1: Dude, I got a blowjob from Ashley last night!
2: Nice, your batting average is getting better every day you see that chick.
1: I know man, Im having a great season. Im really getting a hit almost every time Im up to bat.
2: Im jealous. My batting average is getting worse and worse since I signed up for that new porn site.

by Designated Hitter April 16, 2009

average teen white girl

A species that goes on instagram every morning and makes their stupid duck faces and think they’re so sexy. These animals also beg for iPhones and are spoiled. They have boyfriends and probably will get pregnant by the age of 14. They are weird and annoying creatures.

The average teen white girl is sending nude pics to her boyfriend

by Litsavageboy November 20, 2017

averageharrry

An actual retard.

"Froste, keep that up and you'll be like an AverageHarrry."

by GGFrosteX April 29, 2019

average

Something that is good, but not quite up to par.

Sally: Did you shack up last night?
Joanna: Yes, at Charlie's.
Sally: Well...how was it??!!
Joanna: Eh, average.

by Annie May June 29, 2005

Average

Someone who is not good but not bad, Being average is being 'Mediocre'.

Sam Brown is average at CS:GO.
I would compare him to Heroic.

by NoobleJoosh September 3, 2017

dealing average

The percentage calculation of your drug deal successes compared to your failures.

Duder 1: "Yo man I dropped some vicodin last night in the city. My dealing average is 100%."

Duder 2: "Aw shutup man. That was your first deal. Give it time, you'll fuck up."

by westfalia February 12, 2010

average genshin impact enjoyer

A person who has no father and resorts to touch little kids because they played genshin and got confused about 18 years and 8 year old humans.

Look at that fucking loser over there. He's probably an average genshin impact enjoyer.

by looteaston12 December 18, 2022