Average Nebraskan

The act of driving while getting finger banged.

Normally I-80 is excruciatingly boring on the way out to Colorado, but that average Nebraskan made the trip a lot more enjoyable this time.

Average Nebraskan by IdentifiedonReddit November 21, 2022

average Nebraskan

The act of driving while being finger banged.

Driving on an interstate highway in about 75mph when I see the car in the left lane start to drive a little erratically. As I passed the car on the right I saw that the woman driving was getting an average Nebraskan. and looked like she was having an orgasm. I quickly got away from them to avoid an accident.

average Nebraskan by lake_huron November 21, 2022

Average Nebraskan

The act of being finger-blasted while driving a car

"Hey look, the chick in the car next to us is getting an Average Nebraskan!"

"My buddy's a semi driver, he sees so many Average Nebraskans"

Average Nebraskan by Fire Lord Ozai November 21, 2022

Average Nebraskan

As defined by Reddit, it's the act of finger banging someone while driving down the highway, or being finger banged while driving.

Matt: "Hey did you hear about Micah and Tessa?"
Jimmy: "No, what happened?"
Matt: "Tessa got her first average Nebraskan from Micah last night!"
Jimmy: "Don't you have to be driving on the highway to do that?"
Matt: "Hell yeah!"

Average Nebraskan by SeriouslyImNot_GodChillOut November 21, 2022

Average Nebraskan

The act of driving while being fingerbanged.

Whoa, did you see that car pass me? They were getting an average Nebraskan

Average Nebraskan by katiekat555 November 21, 2022

Average Neighbor 

A guy who lives next door to you, who you thought was very attractive at first glance. Then when you hang out with him, you realize that he is not hot, he is just average.

Average neighbor was mowing his lawn today!

Average Neighbor by marleneyweenie June 24, 2009

Average porn addict 

Average porn addict is a derogatory term used to describe a personality or art style of someone (a majority of the time a minor) with a clear addiction to porn. Lovingly used to insult 14 year olds that can't help but draw blushing bulges on all of their furries or twelve year olds who can't go a second without talking about how horny they are and how it's just hormones.

*a crude drawing of a furry with big thighs and uncomfortable breasts; every part of the damn body is blushing*
-"Average porn addict art style"

Average porn addict by Xx_4$$h0l3_xX March 24, 2023