Authoritahhrian

A hardcore fan of Eric Cartman from South Park. Authoritahhrians (or authoritahrians) will quote him nonstop from the top of their heads, mention him frequently, watch South Park nonstop, and display other fantard behaviors.

<A police officer has pulled some guy over for drunk driving>

Police officer: AY! I AM A COP, AND YOU WILL RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAHH! NOW GET'YO ASS IN JAIL!

<Two guys are watching>

Guy 1: (to other guy) Damn dude, that cop is an authoritahhrian.

by AWarnerS August 21, 2012

authority spit

The act of having sex for so long that the woman's vagina becomes dry, so mid stroke the man launches a projectile spit on to her vagina to relube the hole.

My girlfriend and I had sex for so long that she started drying out, so mid stroke I launched an authority spit on to her box to lube it back up.

by Mason 4474 July 24, 2017

Arthur_789036

A dumbass motherfucker who doesn’t know how to play Roblox.

Timmy: hey Arthur_789036, you suck ass at Roblox and cant play.

Arthur_789036: I know

by IAmBetterThanWhingsucks27_Yt December 6, 2019

Arthur Shelby

Brother of Thomas Shelby from the underrated show Peaky Blinders

The Man who every man fears
This man will murder and maim for you with God on his side

Arthur Shelby, the one man army

by Dixon Donut April 16, 2021

Arthur

A cool common male name, meaning "bear-like," believed to possibly be descended from the Roman surname Artorius ("plowman") or the Celtic bear-goddess Artio or more probably from the Celtic word artos ("bear").

Known from King Arthur, the legendary British ruler, therefore often used, if somebody is very strong.

How could you manage to take this stuff? You must be an Arthur.

by Arthur the King January 9, 2009

Arthur Fonzerelli

Token cool guy from the late TV Show "Happy Days".

Played by Henry Winkler.

Is Henry Winkler the incarnation of God ?

by larstait October 12, 2003

authorita

/ah-THOHR-uhTAH/ n. An aggressive and "cool" form of self-proclaimed authority. Coined by the character Eric Cartman from the television series South Park to express his delusions of grandeur.

Respect my authorita!

by Raccoon April 23, 2006