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asswagon

a rickshaw; Chinese transportation device drawn by human power. Many modern day cars known by the slang term "rice burner" can also be referenced by this term.
"If that friggin' douchebag keeps driving his silly little asswagon up and down this street at 100mph,I swear to god, I'm gonna fucking shoot'em!"
by talking goat June 23, 2003
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asswad

1. Whatever son of a bitch sets their coffee too close to mine (or yours) on the table, thus confusing me (or you) about which coffee is mine, as I have not had my quota of caffiene for the day yet. Forcing me to go buy another cup of coffee, which at 4 bucks a cup just plain pisses me off.
2. A stupid person beyond all hope of gaining any intellegence what so ever.
Some ASSWAD put thier coffee to close to mine, I'd love to bitch slap them silly.
by S8-10 August 8, 2006
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"man, im gonna get paid out the asswalls."
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asswaldo

when someone never goes to school or their T.V. classs
amy ewald is such an asswaldo
by aewald November 3, 2009
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assanova

guy who thinks that he's God's gift to women and a cassanova but when in reality he's an ass
Tonia: Girl did you see Jim strutting his stuff outside the Platinum Gold bar?

Stephanie: Yeah, he thinks he's hot but he's really an assanova!
by btchalorette July 31, 2011
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flaming asscanos

taking a shit that burns your ass hole and singes the ass hairs
dude I have the flaming asscanos so bad I don't think I have a ass anymore
by itsme1978 October 21, 2013
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Julian Assange

Julian Assange was born in Australia in 1971. He is a modern hero of our times.

Wen he was young he was a programmer, hacker/cracker and he is concidered to be an "internet activist". To day he is mostly known as the founder of wikileaks.org, a news web page that specialize in source protection and goverment secrets. The US stated that he was a terrorist and some called for his assasination.

In late 2010 he was arrested and thrown in jail in the UK, with no charge other than the Swedish police wanted to interview him about an sexual harrassment episode. The arrest has helped Assange to rise to an almost legendary status allready among civil rights movements for his sacirifice for the freedom of speech and a free press.
Julian Assange is allready a legend. If they made a movie about his life until now, it would probably be like "Wargames" combined with "Jason Bourne identity".
by The Incredible Nerd/Junkie December 9, 2010
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