assclef

1) Someone extremely stupid/rude.

2) An attention whore.

1) Man, Evan is being such an assclef today.

2) Did you see that guy beat that old lady up to get people to notice him? What an assclef.

by Johnny J Shmoove January 16, 2003

Assplementary

When a girls jeans makes her ass look great.

Sara's lookin pretty assplementary tonight.

by Jay 07 February 17, 2010

assleather

What asshats are fashioned from.

An insult meaning that someone isn't even worth manufacturing into an asshat.

e.g. Shut up, you damn sheet of assleather!

by dude_man December 26, 2008

Asspergonchiliosous

Break the word up:
Ass Per Gone Chili-osous
It's a disease meaning a specific amount of your ass is gone to eat chili.

Bob: Hey man, your ass looks depleted?
Frank: Uh, yeah i have Asspergonchiliosous.
Bob: WTF's THAT MEAN
Frank: Half my ass is gone to eat chili.

by apolloofsun August 30, 2010

Asspecks

A nice ass; a strong ass; a huge ass; strong buns

Fred: yo nick that body builders got some nice asspecks

by David tha murdarer November 1, 2010

Asspert

A person who is an aficionado on great looking asses. Knows them and greatly appreciates their existence.

My friend Anne can't go to a baseball game without commenting about the player's asses...she thinks she's an Asspert!

by anniep August 19, 2013

assletiscism

having extreme control and precision of the gluteal area characteristic of twerking.

Twer Team shows incredible amounts of assletiscism

by countfapula30 November 10, 2013