Assclat

A bird which cannot fly, with a white plumage and a human ass.

A swan with a human ass. A decendant of the Assclat.

by The Style July 1, 2005

Asshat

Someone who acts so completely ridiculous and irrational that you can't stand to hear their voice much less see their face.

Anyone who know's Clay would agree, he's the biggest asshat we know.

by This makes me smile January 26, 2011

Flying asshat

Jumping over objects to land ass first on someones head, effectivly giving them an asshat.

That dude just jumped over that desk and gave me a flying asshat.

by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010

asshat

people who submit retarded definitions to UD

the person who wrote this is an asshat

by big asshat January 23, 2007

assphat

Grotesque Slut. Skeeze To The Max. Whore who cant cross her legs. So pathedic; guys can't even handle it. An Adjective, or a noun.

Woooah that girl is a piece of assphat.

Shes full of assphat

by CARMEN&CEC August 5, 2006

Surfs up, ASSHAT

1.What you say to a person who has their heap up their ass (a.k.a asshat), right before you shoot them to death like a classic '80s action star.
2.When your trying to teach your asshat friend how to surf, but your being a turd about it.
3.Something that you scream when you do something really bad ass.

That Jock that you have hated since pre-K: Look man, you don't have to do this. I'll give you my car, my money, private jet. Anything that would keep you from killing me!
You:*you do not care what he has to say*
That Jock that you have hated since pre-K:Let's make a deal. You get rid of my girlfriend, instead of me.
You:*you are completely disappointed. this big, bad, invincible guy has now tried to sacrifice his girlfriend. low*
You (again):You know, man. I hate you, always have. But this, this is just sad.
You (yet again):*aiming the gun*Surfs up, ASSHAT!
*you proceed to riddle him with bullet*
As you walk away from the scene, it catches fire and explodes, you don't look back.And as the sun sets, you put on your shades, LIKE A BOSS!

by nb.Harris4 December 7, 2018

asshat

one who is useless or unnecessary, as attempting to wear a hat on one's ass is.

"We need that asshat on our team like I need a new asshole on my forehead."

by Knotty1 February 7, 2010