Asshat 

Funniest word ever.

1st person: "Dude, he's such an asshat!"
2nd person: "Pfft" *errupts in laughter* "Asshat!"

Asshat by Ms. Goldfish February 11, 2012

asshat 

Word used only by losers.

Loser: "Asshat!"
Me: "Loser."

asshat by Guh-eye July 16, 2008

asshat 

Somebody you hate so much it is not only okay, but necessary to verbally shit all over them.

"Wow Dick, why do you keep breaking the printer on purpose? Quite being such an asshat."

asshat by Bri Woo February 18, 2008

asshat 

One who wears a hat on his ass, in case it gets cold up there on top of his shoulders. An idiot.

You, sir, will hardly hear yourself fart with such a thick wooly asshat on. Pray indulge in a little flashage.

asshat by Et tu, Spongebob? December 14, 2008

Asshat 

To sit on someones Head while they are bent over. also see musical asshat, holy asshat , or donkey sombrero.

My friend bent over to tie his shoes, so I gave him an asshat!

Asshat by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010

asshat 

Someone who has already had there ass kicked so hard it's over thier head.

Originated in the Clint Eastwood movie "Outlaw Josie Wales" where a union officer tells one of the rebels : "Get back in line boy or I'll kick you so hard you'll be wearing your ass for a hat!" Hence if you have had your ass kicked you are an asshat.

asshat by Diego Jones September 21, 2008

asshat 

A term of endearment from one MAAN to another.

That asshat Magoo just TOWed me for the fifth time this round!

asshat by KwikAg February 22, 2008