The late night resident , usually inebriated, who has taken it upon himself to patrol his or her Buildings , units , leasing office amenities, etc.. late at night. Looking for any unusual activity or disturbance such as loud party’s , excessive speed through the parking lots, loud birds , or any other nuisance that he/she deems unacceptable. He brandishes his own swift justice. Unfortunately this only results in his own embarrassment and a hangover of shame when the sun rises
I got really drunk Last night and all Of a sudden turned into stupid ‘Preferred apartment community Batman’ again. I was yelling at the teenagers to turn down their garbage edm music and taking down license plate numbers to give to the cops
by RynothaGyno June 03, 2020
United we stand a chance--together/apart makes no sense, oxymoron! Good luck fornicating or procreating six feet together/apart.
by 666 Club February 08, 2022
a 2-litre soda bottle filled with water and with holes poked on the top, perfect for watering some plants in an apartment with no hose.
by RupertCambridge February 06, 2023
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by familiaquadra August 10, 2017
a person who can only be trained to do simple tasks. Typically found living in apartments can sometimes been found in condos, townhouses and even neighborhoods. They're self-absorbed in themselves and think little of those around them, this is most apparent when driving or being a pedestrian. They are not gender or race specific.
That stupid Apartment Monkey just cut across 4 lanes of traffic with no warning.
That apartment monkey just walked right out in front of those cars.
That apartment monkey just walked right out in front of those cars.
by Anime Noob October 19, 2010