S.S.A.P

S.S.A.P commenly means some sex after porn. Usually between a woman and man.

Jeremy: I thaught you were coming over yesterday with Jen?
John: I was but we gad S.S.A.P

by Silver Turtle March 19, 2008

S.L.A.P.

Sounds Like A Plan. And an excuse to slap someone.

person1 :hey that S.L.A.P. (slaps person)
person2 : owww

by alice_in_wondering120 November 14, 2019

M.I.S.H.A.P.

Maybe If She Had A Penis; viral video featuring the Numa Numa Guy. Shows girls what life would be like if they had to deal with a swinging member all day long. They'd most certainly appreciate the hardships men have to endure... especially when it comes to receiving quality oral sex.

M.I.S.H.A.P... she would know what to do with mine.

by shardyblue May 13, 2010

Y.O.D.A. S.A.P

You Only Do Anal
Suck A Penis

A catchy and effective phrase
Great for a comeback.

Can be used in any context you like

Bob: Hey Builder you suck at maths!
Builder: go Suck a penis

Bob: Hey Builder you're gay
Builder: Y.O.D.A. S.A.P !!!

by DBLXY September 18, 2012

S L A P O F D O O M

The most overpowered thing that appears in games, and real life that will pwn things in fights, I'm not kidding it hits harder than a punch for Saitama.

1: TAKE THIS! THE S L A P O F D O O M !
2: Don't make me use the S L A P O F D O O M.

by DragonJJ April 23, 2022

S.A.P.

stupid ass person

That s.a.p. didn't know the difference between being funny and being stupid.

by one real S.A.P. for submitting October 25, 2009

S.O.A.P.

Stands for "SOME OBJECT AROUND PENIS." More specifically, it refers to condoms.

Hey man, did you use S.O.A.P. last night? I need to go to CVS and pick up some S.O.A.P.. Did you steal my last bar of S.O.A.P.?

by objectivist March 1, 2010