android-life

when you respond in a slow way and seem a very slow person to be around, you dont have to best eye-sight around but you can still see quite clearly. Your kind of annoying and some people love you and some absolutely hate you (IOS-life)
'wow he has a android-life'
by Nancy Tim August 28, 2019
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android

a useless brand of phones that is so damn cheap its for broke people

iphone user - hello
android user - you have an iPhone?
iphone user - OF COURSE I HAVE AN IPHONE YOU IDIOT
android user - I use android
iphone user - androids are useless paperweights that break down after 5 seconds
android user - I thought iphones were weak
iphone user - stfu
android phones are paperweights
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Something or someone that can be or do better than they are or are currently doing. A bit of a disappointment.
Human: "Why does Albert dress like a slob? He's got a good sense of fashion"
Human 2: "I don't know - he's a real urban dictionary android logo though"
by Urban Dictionary iOS Logo October 28, 2021
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Android

Me: sir this is a handicap spot you can’t be here

Him: no don’t worry I have an android

Me: o ok I’m sorry I didn’t know you were disabled
by Epic meatball December 18, 2019
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Androidation

Androidation "n.f." (du mot androïde et du suffixe -ation) 1. État psychologique d’une personne se sentant déconnectée de la réalité humaine en raison d'une exposition excessive dans un environnement technologique, qui poursuit ensuite du sentiment d'être un androïde/robot, peut importe le contexte. Similaire à l'aliénation moderne.
Androidation: "Alexis trouve qu'il passe énormément de temps sur des appareils électroniques. Comme le font tous les autres. Tellement qu'il ne se sent plus humain. Comme si la technologie était en lui, qui était comme du bétail manufacturé dans une usine. Il est androidé. Il se sent comme un Robot."
by ĐɌÅX_ȵƑ₮ June 27, 2025
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android drone

Someone who is to obsessed with the future and is to poor to afford and understand that apple is just better
by FegalGamer July 28, 2023
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android drone

Someone who thinks that android is the future and are too poor to afford something actually good
by FegalGamer July 28, 2023
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