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android peasant

Someone who can’t afford Apple products and has to use android instead. Often they get extremly offended when people compliment Apple products.
1: What phone do you have
2: Just some samsung
1: android peasant
by Niikurasu May 21, 2020
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android go

Guy 1: Hey! What phone is that?
Guy 2: I have a Samsung A01 core that runs Android Go.
Guy 1: That shit is so slow. Go upgrade.
by goofy3535 November 29, 2023
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Android

Jake:Did you hear about the latest Android?
Jim: Shut up! Everyone likes Apple!
by hissingcobra December 14, 2023
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android drone

Someone who is to obsessed with the future and is to poor to afford and understand that apple is just better
by FegalGamer July 28, 2023
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android drone

Someone who thinks that android is the future and are too poor to afford something actually good
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Android

A phone OS that runs basically any non-iPhone. Expect iSheep to make poor jokes at you all the time and use Android as a slur because their bargain-bin Android phone from 10 years ago sucked balls.

A lot of arguments Android haters make can be boiled down into a few categories:
"Android users are all broke mfs!" Never mind the most expensive mass-produced smartphone right now is a Samsung Galaxy. And not to mention that there are a myriad of choices for iPhone money.
"Androids are so slow!" Low-end Androids, maybe. But anything around or over $250 should be good enough. And app designers prioritize good experiences on iPhones, even though 67% of all phone users are on Android. (Probably because you can count the new iPhones each year on one hand.) And even though I could joke about iPhones magically slowing down after updates, I could make the same point with some Androids.
"I can count the pixels on this Android camera!" Okay, but on ExOMark's massive list of phones ranked by camera, as of 2023, the best phone camera setup is on an Android (it's specifically the Huawei P60 Pro), but the iPhone 15 Pro Max is in 2nd. And as to why Android photos look so pixelated, it's because iMessage is only available in iPhones. And also because Snapchat and Instagram favor iPhones by design.
iPhone user: Hey, nice phone. Get it at the local homeless shelter?
Rich Android user: (folds out the other half of the screen) You were saying?
by Clutterofmass September 27, 2023
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Windows Subsystem for Android

Also know as WSA, Its a feature on windows 11 that lets you run android apps

WSA is more power hungry than bluestacks and does not have the google play store but instead relies on the amazon app store to install android apps
The Windows Subsystem for Android lets users install or sideload android apps on windows 11 although you can just install other android emulators that functions the same and does not consume much resources
by Sebby294 November 21, 2021
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