ancient mexican

an ancient Mexican is a older Mexican.

"dang, dude your an ancient Mexican"
"Porque?"

by daddy508 December 7, 2016

AncientKSh4rm4

The owner of ancient indian sanskrit manuscripts. All of them zipped into 721mb pdf.
Claims Pluto was discovered by ancient indian.

Hei, that's AncientKSh4rm4, he has some nice 721mb zipped manuscripts.

by AncientDpaniard December 31, 2020

Ancient Debris

Blocks used to make Netherite, the strongest material in Minecraft

I used up 6 stacks of TNT and got only 11 ancient debris...

by ancient.debris February 23, 2021

ancient mariner

So you’re doing this chick from behind. She doesn’t know it, but you’re holding a handful of clam chowder. Just as you’re about to come, you pull out. But instead of coming on her back, you fool her by throwing the handful of clam chowder on her back instead. Then when she turns around, you jizz on her face.

Jill was shocked when her birthday surprise from Tim turned out to be an Ancient Mariner.

by Zabs September 18, 2008

Ancient Mariner

An uncommon sex act described as follows. "An Ancient Mariner begins when you're having doggie style sex which culminates in an ejaculatory climax onto your partner's back. When she (or he) turns around to tell you what an awesome job you did, you throw a bowl of clam chowder in their face." Also known as "The Reverse Houdini"

I could not give Jill an Ancient Mariner because she's allergic to Clam Chowder.

by John Glenn September 16, 2008

Ancient Zwerl

A sculpture dating back to 1000BC with small boobies and a large jewish nose.

Although Ancient Zwerl has lived for thousands of years, her love for the cock is still as strong as ever.

by sleeze September 30, 2004

Ancient Zwerl

An archaic skinny ass rook that loves to be abused by a jewish, anorexic penis!

When Wylans needs his cock rubbed, he goes to the museum and visits the exhibit of Ancient Zwerl!

by Shaniqua October 4, 2004