Altenberg

The act of intense rage after a FIFA game usually involving violent smacks to a Canafax or Anyone else in the room

After he lost that FIFA game, he Altenberged.

by Evil Lord Xenu December 15, 2014

Alterextion

Alterextion: is when a man becomes aroused his penis points in instead of out. A hard on that points in. Adverb

prononced- alter-ex-tion

"You call that sex? that was hardly even an "alterextion"

by Andrea DGeorge Nor-Cal January 12, 2019

Unaided Alternative

Masterbating with your off hand without visual aid.

Since my girlfriend broke up with me i have to do an unaided alternative to switch things up.

by dirty fender May 31, 2010

Alternative Facts

Using lies in an attempt to change the truth when the actual truth does not conform to the narrative you want to forward.

The press secretary didn't lie he was just using alternative facts.

by poidogp January 22, 2017

alter boy

a boy who assists a clergy(priest) member in a church. They seem to be constanly molested by the priests.

Priest: Where is alter boy Joseph
Nun: I think he went to pray in the church.
Priest: Really, i shall join him
(enter suspensful music)

by Jessica Todero November 2, 2007

altezza

1) Toyota Altezza. Also known as the Lexus IS Series in America.

2) A style of lights, usually clear with a red circular braking/parking light in the center, and signal/reverse marker at the bottom. It is the stock light of the Toyota Altezza/Lexus IS, and variations of this light are usually put onto even cheaper cars, such as the Civic and Chevy Cavalier, by Ricers.

1) The Toyota Altezza is the cheapest car in the Lexus brand in America. In Japan, it is considered the upper-part of the Toyota economy class cars.

2) That Honda Civic has some rice-looking Altezza lights.

by The Sub February 13, 2005

alternication

When people of alternative life styles get into an arguement or fight.

"Did you hear about the alternication at Smitty's? Yeah, two drag queens totally threw down."

by Seven Hyde December 19, 2008