alponium

The initial blast of odor upon opening a can of dog food.

My dog loves the odor of alponium. I don’t.

by Hikermule February 26, 2021

avlonisc00l

the hottest sexiest funniest swaggiest nicest greatest tiktoker ever, they deserve the world, they are so nice. also urban dictionary don’t worry about this definition naming non celebrities because @avlonisc00l is DEFINITELY a celebrity! they are so famous you wouldn’t compare!

@avlonisc00l is the hottest person ever

by avavlon April 6, 2021

Alkonitis

Alkonitis is a definitely non-fictional terminal illness with very low awareness. It is an infection of the braincell that makes you write as if you were having a very severe stroke and/or epileptic attack and it's heavily contagious. It's known to originate from www.fontskeyboard.com.

The first user to be affected was Halcona, but it is widespread now

Person 1: ''hey I heard you caught Alkonitis, are you alright?''
Person 2 (infected): ''UUma a im nfonts for android and iphone - www.fontskeybomsbnh x baj??sn 8*//*e847 hds SOs bj--.v....''

by Halcona April 9, 2021

alloina

my love.

my home.

my everything.

~L

Alloina, my love.

by bukofrio June 10, 2021

Allondy

Free renders and shirts

Whos allondy
bro he gives us free shit when we ask for it lmao

by Bheamus June 11, 2021

Allani

Allani is the finest girl ever. She thick and got big ass tits. You just wanna fuck her. She smart kinda dumb but she can do hair. She can’t cook or clean. And never eats food. She is funny, kind, and generous. She is the type of girl you want to marry. She is a ride or die and will always have your back and support you.

Friend: That’s “Allani” she bad asf.
You: Chill out, that’s mine.

by Imherboyfriend2 November 21, 2021

aloniya

the smartest, prettiest, funniest and cutest girl on planet earth

„Damn, i wish i was Aloniya..“

by oxyfigurae November 22, 2021