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Alfie is a blonde boy with a massive cock, usually on a Wednesday evening he goes to the local charity shop and donates millions of pounds, he owns 15 Lamborghini’s and 19 Ferrari’s.

Alfie’s favourite tasks usually involve donating money to charity, helping old ladies across the road and paying for people’s cancer treatment
Hey, do you know alfie?

Yeah, the bible should be re-wrote about him
Alfie by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Alfie is a nonce
Alfie by Adi12e November 24, 2021
Alfie is a sheep
Alfie by Pancake ;) November 24, 2021
Absolute stud gets all the ladies mainly Bundalengerz. He also hangs like a horse.
“Alfie you have a huge sausage” - Bundalengerz

Get back you dosser”- alfie
Alfie by SuperStud101 November 24, 2021
An outstanding lover with a monstrous horsecock but no one knows as he doesn’t brag about it

The type to joke he has a small dick but secretely has a massive todger
Friend: that spider is very small

Alfie: yes like my cock

Alfie’s girlfriend: your cock is enormous shut up
Alfie by Viperanusball November 25, 2021
ALFIE is such an ALFIE
ALFIE by Snkfnfjdnvkwmvwncke January 1, 2022
Alfie is a cunt
Alfie by Declan antony ogara January 5, 2022