a small town on Vancouver island. The Alberni valley is a great place for anyone who likes the outdoors. pretty much if your a looser who sits at home ports not the place for you.
For anyone else this place is a playground for quads, trucks, and boats.
For anyone else this place is a playground for quads, trucks, and boats.
wares all those fags who hate Port Alberni?
their probably at home faping to gay porn since their poor as fuck
their probably at home faping to gay porn since their poor as fuck
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A small forest industry dependent town on Vancouver island. Full of welfare bums, drunks, gold diggers and goat fucking hicks. The people who do live there that have any form of alternative mentality that doesn't involve church, welfare checks, beer, or logging are bored completely out of their skulls. most of these people have been duped into living there somehow and have had so much of their livelihood sucked out of their skulls that escape is now impossible. the suicide rate is directly proportionate to the unemployment rate, which is directly proportionate the average between the illiteracy and drug/alcohol dependency rates.
A small forest industry dependent town on Vancouver island. Full of welfare bums, drunks, gold diggers and goat fucking hicks. The people who do live there that have any form of alternative mentality that doesn't involve church, welfare checks, beer, or logging are bored completely out of their skulls. most of these people have been duped into living there somehow and have had so much of their livelihood sucked out of their skulls that escape is now impossible. the suicide rate is directly proportionate to the unemployment rate, which is directly proportionate the average between the illiteracy and drug/alcohol dependency rates.
Ron moved to Port Alberni. He has shot himself because of the massive amount of debt incurred from living there.
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One of those white people you see around school/town that speak spanish really well and you can't figure it out until you realize they're actually mexican. eg-Damn that albeaner is way to white to be mexican.
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Get the port alberni mug.Abeer is an arabic female name that means the fragrance of saffron among other expensive scents. Women with this name are usually enlightening, passionate, subtly sexy, but insane as hell. Every man at one point of their life will dream of having incredible rough sex with an Abeer, but will later regret even knowing her.
Abeer is completely insane but man do I want to fuck her.
I want to make children with Abeer, but they would be as crazy as her.
I want to make children with Abeer, but they would be as crazy as her.
by Bigbear86 May 25, 2010
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"Dude, you go to Albemarle High School? That's tight!"
"Yea, where do you go?"
"...Monticello..."
"HAHAHA"
"Yea, where do you go?"
"...Monticello..."
"HAHAHA"
by ahsdude July 9, 2009
Get the Albemarle High School mug.A bumbling little hick town full of evolutionary throwbacks of all creeds and cultures, the only place in the world to develop the H (Hillbilly) chromosome through a combination of constant inbreeding and the fallout that blew in from the chernobyl accident. These H chromosome victims get together in contrived little groups and gossip and talk about subjects totally devoid of any meaning or sense, they just like to vibrate their vocal chords. The are smells like human waste due to their inability and lack of consideration to treat their own sewage, the bumbling yokels would prefer to "sleep where they shit" like pigs. Infested with crackheads, gold diggers, white trash and every other color of trash under the sun, it is a disgusting little pock mark on the planet. It simultaneously burning to the ground and sinking into the ocean would only beautify the surrounding nature, the only tragedy is there would be no more clam bucket, that place is the only place that makes a decent burger.
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