Aftershock

Noun. Plural "aftershocks". A small shit that comes upto 20 minutes after a much bigger shit.

Person 1 emerges from bathroom.

Person 2: That was a pretty big shit.
1: Yeah. Anyway, how're you?
2: I'm good, you?
1: Yeah, I'm doing alrii—
A look of terror comes over Person 1's face.

1: Oh no! Aftershock!
Person 1 runs back to the toilet clutching his arsehole.

by TheFoulestBeastOfThemAll March 28, 2016

Aftershock glow

When you're ex- girlfriend/boyfriend gets noticeably more attractive after the relationship is over:

Often a figmental allusion. Sometimes caused by a sudden motivation of the ex to impress others in means to consolidate their new entry into the single lifestyle.

"Damn Connor, her Aftershock glow has every guy in the school wanting to get in her pants! You might want to get her back."

by DryBurn April 15, 2016

aftershock

When a woman has an orgasm in the moments after intercourse has ended

Jodi you can't believe what happened to me. After my husband and I made love the other night I was laying there recovering from the last orgasm and another one hit me without being touched!!! It was like an aftershock!!!!!

by bigerq January 18, 2017

Aftershock Shits

After dropping a huge deuce in the toilet, wiping and thinking youre done, another round of dookie is ready to escape the bum hole, and you are immediately back on the porcelain throne. Does not need to be diarrhea.

*Person 1 exits bathroom*

Person 2: Finally

*Person 1 eyes widen and rushes back in*

Person 2: Hey! You literally just finished

Person 1: I got Aftershock Shits dude!

by Doll of nightmares September 3, 2022

Aftershock

A loud, rumbling fart within minutes after taking a shit.

Dude did you fart? I thought you just took a shit?

I did. It was an aftershock.

by tatermctater June 22, 2024

Morning After Shot

A drink for the ladies, to be taken after unprotected sex. consists of equal parts grain alcohol, bacardi 151, and a crushed morning after pill. To be drank at the top of a flight of stairs. Push her down after she downs it.

I had unprotected sex last night, but I made her a morning after shot, so I'm in the clear.

by captainstagneti December 28, 2010

holiday aftershock

are days when people can't get over the holidays and still feels like celebrating, they skip work/school/duties and enjoy the rest of the days like it is still the holidays.

Laila and Ren skipped worked because they feel the holiday aftershock.

by pen486386 January 6, 2011