Side Account

As opposed to a main account, a side account is usually an account used to troll online boards or can be used to hold things that cannot be held on a main account; like an extension of the main account.
Eg. 1: That person is obviously a troll and that person is obviously using their side account, I wonder what their main is...

Eg. 2: I can't have anymore Neopets on my main, so I'll just make a side account to hold some more pets!
by JUDYizm April 06, 2010
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joint account

A point in a relationship in which the man no longer holds his own balls sack, the woman is dominant, the male has been unfaithful and or a "cheating bastard" which in conclusion results in one singular account on so I media accounts, facebook,instagram,twitter, ECT.
Ryan cheated on Morgan again.
How do you know? Because they created a joint facebook account. Oh man.. RIP to ryans balls.. joint account the loss of a mans balls.
by BMS world star February 16, 2016
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nighttime accountant

"She's raking in the dough working as a nighttime accountant."
by 80cats January 27, 2009
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Booty Account

Booty Account: a former sexual partner whose willingness to engage in relations is sparked by a simple text message or any interaction on social media outlet(s).
Charlie: Man I gotta cash in on that "booty account", the pickins' are slim here tonight.

Derek: Yea I hear ya, I might have to as well, did you see that woman with the fupa?
by Barkles January 21, 2011
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close the account

I had to close the account with Chris. She was just a mean bitch and I couldn't take her any longer.
by Jilina September 25, 2005
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account suicide

Like suicide, in which you lose your account for something like a message board or Yahoo!. Often done by breaking the rules as strongly as one can.

Also known as LUEicide on LUE (Life, the Universe, and Everything).
After deciding I was unwanted on Sonic CulT, I decided to commit account suicide before I could get voted out of the board.
by dj gs68 July 09, 2003
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Service the Account

A euphemism for masturbating, especially at work.
Hey Chris, it's a slow day here at work. I need to find something to concentrate my efforts on. Maybe it's a good day to service the account!
by Terra Incognita February 24, 2011
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