absint

An international tendency to remain absent.

The absint problem appears to be worldwide.

by Hercolena Oliver October 17, 2008

asentimental

a person characterised by lack of emotions, who is impervious to all feelings but is impartial due to the same.

An asentimental judge was required to hear the sensitive topic of euthanasia.

by Allahabadi April 25, 2011

Absence makes the vag grow tighter

The well known affect of a vagina tightening through lack of use

Daniella complained "we won't see each other for a week!"
Tom reassured "don't worry my sweet, for absence makes the vag grow tighter"

by Woland31337 March 19, 2017

Situational Absence

Term used by employers for employee absences or tardiness when the employee never discusses what the actual reason is. The term ‘situation’ is the only reason given by them employee. This typically occurs in lower pay grade manual labor jobs where the employees a generally unreliable anyway.

Boss man: Hey, Marcus! How come you didn’t show for work yesterday?

Marcus: Man Boss, I had that situation to take care of! I couldn’t come in.

Boss man: What fucken situation!? You better not pull that shit again or your ass is outta here.

Marcus: I can’t help it boss. I was on my situation. I had to take care of that shit.

Boss man: Bullshit. You were either to hung over or still high from the night before. That’s the situation. One more situational absence and you’re fired! Got that!

Marcus: Man… that bullshit. I can’t help all these mother fuckers always puttin me in these situations.

by Jackthesnipper9512365 February 19, 2012

under your absence

HOTTEST band ever!!!!...They only play the best kind of music around, plus they are the HOTTEST men around ... and me and the original definer are just lucky enough to be dating one of the members... So hot they are *drool*... They play the only music worth being called music

"Man scuttle isn't Under your Absence like the HOTTEST band ever?"
"Scuttle aren't we the luckiest people in the world to have actually touched a member of Under your Absence?"
"Frick I love PHJ from Under your Absence"

by Pencil Head Jr. Lover!!!! April 6, 2004

asento

A weird individual who constantly obseses about his car even though he hasn't been laid since Reagan was in office. Has no life and can't make a joke. Usually chubby and homely looking.

Wow. Brian is such an asento. We should get him a copy of W.O.W. so he doesn't have to phisically interact with anyone again.

by Xsris December 12, 2008

absinth

Absinth is a modern product originating in the 1990s.

Absinth is produced mainly in the Czech republic where it gets its Bohemian moniker. It doesn't contain anise, fennel or other herbs normally found in absinthe and can be extremely bitter. Often the only similarity is the use of wormwood and a high alcohol content, and it should be considered a different product. Since there are currently few legal definitions for absinthe, producers have taken advantage of its romantic associations and psychoactive reputation to market their products under a similar name. Many Bohemian style producers heavily market thujone content, exploiting the myths that surround thujone even though none of them contain enough thujone to cause a noticeable effect.

Absinth Gets you good and drunk, But no Green Fairy.

by Beuford April 18, 2006