Avocado toast

The fucking hippies love their avocado toast.

John loves his avocado toast that's why his wife miscarried.

by Leminheds June 23, 2019

Avocado Anus

When you dip your balls into her diarrhea filled butthole

I did avocado anus last night with beck, it was perfect.

by Lewdistmaximus March 08, 2019

avocado o'clock

The late time of night during which the word avocado is funny enough to elicit laughter

A: Wow, it's late. What time is it?
B: 4:30.
A: Is it avocado o'clock yet?
B: Avocado! HahaHAhaHAHah

by ch1r0nex December 29, 2010

avocado slut

An avocado slut is a female or male who has a lot of anal sex. The missing spot after the pit is taken out looks like a butthole, this is the purpose for calling someone an avocado slut.

"I hit that from behind last night"

"Bro she's such an avocado slut!!"

by Yoncéswag21 August 12, 2015

avocado sandwich

Having felatio performed by two girls simultaneously. As in the two halves of the avocado surrounding the seed.

Janet and Marie gave me one hell of an avocado sandwich in the van!

by Tubarino September 06, 2007

Reverse Avocado

Reverse Avocado is a type of sexual position where a pregnant woman lies face down and the penis enters from behind. The unborn baby usually grasps onto the penis for support during intercourse.

Put simply, it's not for the faint of heart - but then again, what is? With its unique and intimate appeal, Reverse Avocado offers something truly special.

by Proud and Nasty April 25, 2023

Devil's Avocado

punching a woman in the vagina untill it turns green.

She loved it last night when I busted out the Devil's Avocado

by The big Doyle December 06, 2008