Avocado of death

when your balls inflate to the size of an avocado giving you incredible testicle pain and causing your dick to explode

man my balls are pulling an avocado of death

by THEloafboy April 26, 2021

the avocado

something you peel to make guacamole

"Peel what?"

"The avocado!"

peel

by AntiGuacomole October 21, 2015

Kevelin Avocado

A dude named Kevin but his little dumbass friend named him Kevelin avocado. Kevelin is gay but he doesn't want to tell everyone yet. But his secret is now in urban dictionary. Oops

Kevelin avocado. Your a genius

by Pepe the frog 23 October 13, 2016

jersey avocado

When a guy pulls anal beads out of his dirty ass, pops one off and puts in in a girl’s vage, then smears guac on her pussy and eats her out.

I love it when how he does a Jersey avocado.

by TheDissenterYouWouldNeverKnow May 8, 2019

Soggy avocado

A disappointed hipster.

That bloke with a top knot is a bit of a soggy avocado.

by Hashtagnp August 23, 2019

body of a avocado

A short stature (or tall, don't matter.)
Man and/or female, who has a peculier and dis-tasteful body type. . .

Built messed up from the feet to head.

Honey Boo Boo's mom would fit this type of slang very well!

Me: "Yo, Chuck! Ya catch that 'sode of Honey Boo Boo last week?"

Chuck: "Honey who?. ."

Philip: "Ugh! He takin' about that spoiled lil' phat girl that drinks Mtn. Dew mixed with RedBull and her mom has a body of a avocado."

Me: "Yup, that's the lil' bitch..."

by NumberOneKangaroo March 29, 2017

Professor Doctor Mister Avocado Man

The most important man. He will sell you avocados.

Oh my, Professor Doctor Mister Avocado Man has given me an avocado with drugs.

by Senior Avacado May 3, 2019