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situational attractiveness

A state of hotness derived solely from one's occupation, or role in a situation. The situationally attractive individual is typically unattractive, or at least just average, in normal circumstances.
Person 1: "I have a really hot TA for CS this semester."

*few weeks later*
Person 1: "Nevermind, it's just situational attractiveness."

Person 2: "Oh, like he's only attractive because he's a TA?"

Other examples: female bartender, professors, RA's, baristas
by brilliantpenguin April 18, 2015
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Attraction Scale

A way of rating women on their level of attractiveness, usually between 1 and 10, with 1 being horribly unattractive and 10 being insanely attractive. Women are often spoken of with their rating alone, example below.
Guy A: Man, I saw this 9/10 yesterday. Definitely caught her checking me out.

Guy B: That high on the attraction scale?

Guy A: Yeah! Maybe even a 10!
by xMillzee September 30, 2016
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attract-a-lacking

I am not graceful or goodlooking, I'm attract-a-lacking.
by Hocodefiner July 25, 2016
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Attraction to WaterBottles

When a freakazoid thinks waterbottles are hot
Me: you are one of my very good friends and I respect you

Luke(a freakazoid): I have an attraction to waterbottles

Me: die
by Penpen_fromEva July 11, 2021
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Presidential attraction

The term used when one supports a presidential candidate long enough to the point they become sexually attracted to their candidate. People affected by presidential attraction may have sexual fantasies or even look up nude pictures of the presidential candidate that they support.
Person 1: "i masturbated for 3 hours straight to one of Donald Trumps debates!" I just can't get over his sexy hair!"
Person 2: "You must be suffering from presidential attraction".
by Chill_jew June 9, 2016
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Polarized Attraction

When two people are in a relationship but one person does not have the same feelings the other person does for them.
Greg: I love you so much, Hannah! *gives Hannah a hug*

Hannah: Uh…You too… *regrets consenting to relationship*

Hannah is clearly feeling some Polarized Attraction to Greg
by The Peanut Butter Falcon September 30, 2021
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Straight-attracted

When you're just a bro who can admire other good looking bros.
"Hey bro, you look hot in those jeans"
"Aww, thanks bro, that shirt suits your abs"
"I'm straight-attracted to you, bro"
"You too, bro"
by LeeAgAy September 3, 2019
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