Astronaut Kitty

Vehicular Manslaughter in a nutshell but in space or on a celestial body that isn’t Earth.

I Astronaut kitty someone

by PlagueDoc July 29, 2025

DIRTY ASTRONAUT

Rolling in a dirty porta-pottie from an elevated area while getting a blumpkin

I had a crazy weekend, I took a girl on a dirty astronaut

by J R Ø S S June 2, 2018

Astronaut Ice Cream

Vegetable shortening in an ice cream cone topped with sprinkles of chewing tobacco.

"C'mon now if you want to be a part of this fraternity you're going to have to eat your Astronaut Ice Cream."

by FigiBI323 February 3, 2017

astronaut icecream sandwich

ive saw in my dreams but i couldnt taste it inside dream, its all because i didnt taste irl, and i have no memory of tasting it thats why

i want astronaut icecream sandwich

by imakeweirddefinitions February 23, 2023

astronaut's wife

a good looking older woman who by appearance and style suggests she leads a pampered lifestyle. Out of touch with reality, yet strangely attractive.

Hey look at Jlo's mom she is such an astronaut's wife..
Yeah I bet she's like 90 but looks like she's 20

by Iknowatdatmeenz! March 4, 2017

Astronaut

A man or woman who enters a vehicle known as a spaceship or aircraft to fly all the way to space

Kid: I want to be an astronaut when I grow up!

by Cowlookingass5262 August 16, 2021

astronaut style

When you fuck your girl in a weightless state, typically in a pool or Zero G plane.

You: let’s fuck underwater
You’re fictional girl: oh hell yea been waiting for this day for eternity, finally we can try astronaut style

by Dizzycord March 9, 2022