joke assassin

When a person takes a joke to far.

One who beats a joke to death.

Kyle you killed the joke, your such a joke assassin

by D-Rock April 6, 2004

status assassin

Someone who misuses the word "status" as a concrete object in the workplace. This is usually the sign of a micro-manager or someone working their way towards middle management.

Mary: I asked for that report last week. Can I get a status?
Bob: It's almost done

Mary: I need a status on that requisition.
Phil: It should be ready by Tuesday.

Mary: Could you give me a status on the new program?
Alan: Sure, how about "pending?"
Mary: Uh no, I mean... I need to know... Uh...
Alan: What? I gave you a status, you status assassin!

by Jock Tam July 28, 2009

silent assassin

In a movie theater, masturbate quietly in your seat. Before climax, cup your hand in the shape of a silencer on the end of your penis and ejaculate onto the back of the head of the person in front of you. Then leave silently out of the theater.

The bitch in the front wouldn't stop talking on her phone during White Chicks, so I pulled out my silent assassin on her ass.

by DaTrueJDub April 21, 2007

Snowman Assassin

A snowman assassin is a person who destroys snowmen. He will watch his prey build their snowman before diving out of his hiding spot and destroying it via whatever means necessary. They travel in groups of 2-3 and have no mercy whatsoever when attacking a target. They attack with whatever they can ; fists , knee's , feet , weapons and are well known for there famous attack with their elbows.

Group of children : Oh wow this snowman we built is smashing !

Snowman Assassin : There it is ! Attack it ! ( Start attacking snowman )

by TheSnowmanAssassin January 8, 2010

Makarov assassin

A person in Arma 3 or DayZ stalker roleplay server who's a freshspawn and tries to take revange on someone who killed him.

Conversation between chad Duty members:
-Remember the guy who snitched on some loner about robbing other loners?
-yeah?
-He got makarov assassined by that loner

-lmao XDXDXD retards

by Dovy' April 5, 2021

Roblox Assassin

A dead game that only clan grinders still play

MM2 player: bro are you playing roblox assassin?

player: yeah?
mm2 player: roblox assassin is so dead bro

by SubTo_iKxngyzi_ON_YOUTUBE April 28, 2022

Polish Assassin

The act of laying several highly-potent farts inside of a car just before someone you know is going to get in, leaving them with a surprise attack of fermented fart upon opening the door.

Bill, when I got back from the grocery store today, I left a Polish Assassin waiting in the car.. My girlfriend got in and threw up all over the dash!

by Gslax June 4, 2009