ASMR (Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response) is a sensation where you get tingles in the scalp from hearing something nice. Normally it's girls slurping and whispering into the mic whilst making other weird noises like fingernail tapping and shit. However, that is not ASMR and in most cases, mildly soft core porn. What I call ASMR is the ones by a certain spiderman impersonator, known as Spiderman ASMR. He has the absolute shittiest mic on earth and bangs it with a metal tray being scratched by a fork, scratches the mic with a grater, and even screams sometimes. He somehow manages to pull it off and actually cause the sensation though.
1: I like ASMR.
2: What's wrong with you, listening to audible porn?
1: No, I listen to spiderman banging a frying pan on a shitty mic and throwing it on floor. It's really good, try it!
2: What's wrong with you, listening to audible porn?
1: No, I listen to spiderman banging a frying pan on a shitty mic and throwing it on floor. It's really good, try it!
by CC-8826 October 02, 2023
The abbreviation for "Allan Saint Maximin Response".
It's the tingly feeling a person gets (typically in their groin) whenever they see video footage of Allan Saint Maximin playing for Newcastle Utd FC.
It's the tingly feeling a person gets (typically in their groin) whenever they see video footage of Allan Saint Maximin playing for Newcastle Utd FC.
I've been watching ASMR videos for the last hour and now I've run out of clean underwear so I guess I'll be going commando for the rest of the day!
by Johnhausen February 09, 2022
VIDEO TITLE: TOP 250 🤑 ASMR 🤑 MOMENTS 💖💖💖💖
COMMENTER: wHaT DoES aSMr mEAn????
REPLIER: Ass Smaking Mr. Ree
COMMENTER: wAiT, wHaT?????
COMMENTER: wHaT DoES aSMr mEAn????
REPLIER: Ass Smaking Mr. Ree
COMMENTER: wAiT, wHaT?????
by Ninja Monke March 13, 2021
ASMR (Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response) is a relaxing video that can feature anything, really, as long as it’s satisfying. The most popular triggers (satisfying sounds) are tapping, whispering, brushing, and much more.
by Pannwinner1 July 08, 2023
by catsand07 February 09, 2025
an ASMR creator on YouTube with 937k subscribers as of now. Batala's videos can put you to sleep, soothe you, and even make you laugh. Batala talks WAYYY too much, but she's an angel when it comes to sleep and relaxation.
*SIDE NOTE: Batala is trying to get to 1 million subscribers on YouTube, help her out and subscribe!*
*SIDE NOTE: Batala is trying to get to 1 million subscribers on YouTube, help her out and subscribe!*
Friend 1: I had such a bad day today, I need some ASMR.
Friend 2: Listen to Batala's ASMR, her videos are amazing.
Friend 1: You're right, she puts me to sleep in 10 minutes! she talks SO MUCH though, like
im tryna sleep, not hear her ramble about her unnessesary shit!
Friend 2: fr!
Friend 2: Listen to Batala's ASMR, her videos are amazing.
Friend 1: You're right, she puts me to sleep in 10 minutes! she talks SO MUCH though, like
im tryna sleep, not hear her ramble about her unnessesary shit!
Friend 2: fr!
by just another tiktaker January 12, 2024