Asimovian

One who utilizes the logic parameters found in the writings, both fiction and non-fiction, of Isaac Asimov, as a basis for understanding and interacting with the universe.

You would never know it, but many folks today are Asimovians.

by DragonCairn May 2, 2008

asian adjacent

a term coined by comedian, actress, recording artist, designer, and author, Margaret Cho. It means someone who looks kind of asian, and might be somewhat , but not quite there.

Chelsea Handler: asian adjacent?

Margaret Cho: yea like John Gosslin, he looks kind of asian... but he has a white last name, and his green eyes throw me off. He's asian adjacent.

by sayswhowhat August 10, 2010

Asian Tim

1. When somebody does not know if they are counted as Asian or not.

2. Or, a confused Pacific Islander.

1. This guy's from the Philippines, he's a total Asian Tim.

2. Asian Tims are native to places like Polynesia and Micronesia.

by thatonegirls96 April 15, 2011

Asian Hot Wing

When you go down on your girlfreind/wife during "her time" of the month.

Tom: "I heard Jim likes Asian Hot Wings."
Craig: "I heard stacy gave him Asian Hot Wings!"

by ZachThyDestroyer June 5, 2015

Asian seat cover

When a man has no condoms and the girl he's about to fuck isn't on birth control, but he still wants to cum inside of her. And so he pours soy sauce on his dick and in her pussy before fucking her in hopes that the salt content will be sufficient enough spermicide.

Person 1: Shit, I didn't bring condoms.

Person 2: Don't worry. Just use an Asian seat cover.

by Princess Amy's Peasant July 9, 2016

Asian Hook

When you receive a prostate massage using the index finger in a "come here" motion. Mostly performed in low end Asian massage parlors.

"Hey did you here David got an Asian hook for an extra 50 bhat? He blew so much seed on the ceiling tiles they chased him out with a machete"

by Gadams June 20, 2016

To Asif it

When you have a friend that always says he is going to show up, but then never actually does

‘Oh, he says he is going to come? He is definitely going to Asif it’

by Chaner June 10, 2018