tight as a fishes ass under compression

Someone who does not spend any money.............period!

He was as tight as a fishes ass under compression when it came time to getting any money out of him.....cunt.

by GS71 April 4, 2015

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ASAGDMFP

As soon as god damn mother fucking possible .

Archer always have something I can borrow for my own everyday vocabulary and this is no exception. This saying has to get archerized (yup, 'archerizing' is a word now!)

"He needs an extraction asagdmfp"

by gigiiya February 4, 2015

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Pissed as a Parrot

Someone who is drunk and says the same stuff over and over again.

Cunt is "Pissed as a Parrot",can't shut up.

by GS71 April 4, 2015

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Asal

Asal is a caring and, loving girl. She would do anything for her loved ones. Super cool! Full of great humour. Lives for the night. Doesn’t express her feelings and emotions to a lot of people. Rarely. Shy at first, but once you get to know her, she is the coolest person you will ever meet. She doesn’t make a lot of close eye contact with random people. Though when she does look into your eyes it feels like your looking into the most unique and extraordinary eyes. When it sparkles in the sun you will notice a thousands of colours. That will melt your heart.

Kimberly: Hey wanna go to the party?
Logan: Sure! Let’s ask Asal if she would like to come too.

by Lumpy potatoe24 January 3, 2018

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DEAD DEAD AS A COCKROACH

This is how Daniel OCAMPO explains his emotions towards a certain subject it could be anything honestly it could be about the weather great best friends or anything of that sort the man will say it

“ have you heard of Daniel“
You got me dead dead as a cockroach

by Queenzaniyah November 13, 2020

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