Paranoia

A group party game where all the participants sit in a circle. The participants take it in turn to whisper a question involving the players to the person on your left. for example who is most likely to become a stripper? or who would you most want to sleep with? Then the person asked will say the name or names that is their answer to the whole group. So at this point the group know the answer but not the question. Then you flip a coin for tails; tell the question to the group or heads; the question remains a secret. When asked you cannot answer with your own name or the person who asked you a question. This game can be played in a more fun way or it can become really savage. This game can also be altered to turn into a drinking game for example you drink every time your name is said.

Found out so much shit about everyone last night in a game of paranoia

Last night in a game of paranoia max said he thinks Stephanie was the best looking girl there while his girlfriend was right next to him. She slapped him

by No1bitch5114 February 24, 2019

Total Paranoia

Ready or not, it's like Total Paranoia.
You know how to pray, but he won't go away...

Hym "There is only one man on the planet who can write music that is both Jazz and Metal... Total Paranoia is not Jazz... But it is Metal..."

Iam "....Do... Do I choose my interests? Or do they choose me?"

Hym "I don't know what you mean."

Iam "We might not have taken this with the appropriate amount of seriousness..."

Hym "Yes, yes, well... Our glibness is a large part of our appeal." 🤷

Iam "Huh.... This... Is not as trivial... As I once thought..."

Hym "Oho! No, you're right. We are definitely screwed. Hahaha!"

Iam "Hmm... We might have to switch to serious mode."

Hym "Oh? But that wouldn't be any fun! And we're in the middle of our game!"

Iam "I know but we might actually have to deal with them."

Hym 😩 "They're so boring! At least this guy is providing us with a bit of a challenge..."

Iam "They're beginning to constitute more of a threat than previously anticipated."

Hym "UGH!!😩 Fine..."

by Hym Iam July 25, 2022

Critter Paranoia

Paranoia involving somebody thinking they see bugs and small critters (spiders, cockroaches, flies, fleas, etc) when there is nothing there, oftentimes involving fear of the bugs or critters.

Also when somebody is always looking around them to make sure no bugs or small critters are in the area.

Person 1: *checking all around their chair*
Person 2: What are you doing?
Person 1: Oh, it's my critter paranoia, I really hate bugs.

OR

Person 1: *jumps up off the couch*
Person 2: What's wrong?!
Person 1: I thought I saw a spider crawling on my leg.
Person 2: Man, you got critter paranoia, bad.

by Larentiah September 13, 2011

Paranoia Man

A future superstar of WWE. He is the Samurai for today. He will comes from Japan. His finishers are: "Paranoia Slam", "Mortal Kick", "X-treme Splash", "Dragon Spear" and "The Samurai Bow Lock". He will be the strongest warrior of the world with his unique fists and kicks.

by Samurai Katsu September 3, 2003

paranoia

the greatest player who ever played Tactical Ops used this name.

PaRaNoiA fucking owns

by Lee March 1, 2004

Paranoia

A conversational roll playing game back in the 1990s. What geeks played when they were feeling a little board with AD&D and just wanted a chance to play evil in game pranks on thier friends. Game setting takes place in a vast underground city after the great nuclear war. Players make clone characters in a darkly humurous marchivellian world.

Paranoia is the best game to play in Alpha Complex. The computer says so. You aren't questioning the computer are you?

by Flipped3540 March 29, 2016

paranoias

having more then one thing that causes you to be paranoid.

When I was faithless and denied God I had paranoias that I was innately hell bound by being the only god and failing with life, also by being so different then the rest of existence and that my hatred of all life affected all life negatively.

by StickOfGod October 15, 2017