Jacob; "Zeke can't take his road test today, he had an amish affair."
Abraham; "What does that have to do with his road test?"
Jacob; "The horse is far too tired to try pulling a buggy now."
Abraham; "What does that have to do with his road test?"
Jacob; "The horse is far too tired to try pulling a buggy now."
by eich bein loppich June 05, 2006
you are hitting a girl from behind...you then break her arms and push her around the room like a snowplow
by Craig P. January 29, 2006
The ultimate in Shadery and Nyaaaaaaaaadom.
Pertains to multiple men ejaculating into a five-gallon bucket. The bucket is them passed to an Amish person to be churned into butter in a butter churner. The resulting colloid is then applied to a butterknife, and then swiped across the face of the victim.
Pertains to multiple men ejaculating into a five-gallon bucket. The bucket is them passed to an Amish person to be churned into butter in a butter churner. The resulting colloid is then applied to a butterknife, and then swiped across the face of the victim.
When Eskimo passed out last night, we called up John Yoder, scored some "Amish butter," and gave Eskimo the ole "Amish Butterknife"
by The Gapist March 18, 2007
by Scott Walsh February 14, 2007
Completely fake or made up job, usually to impress a girl but can also be used on parents. friends or future employers.
Can also mean shoddy workmanship or a screwed up job
Can also mean shoddy workmanship or a screwed up job
You told that girl at the party you are a tax lawyer? You don't even have a job. You should have told her your a freakin Amish Electrician.
You put project manager on your last resume, Jesus if your going to lie just put head Amish Electrician while you at it.
I dont think that girls dad likes you. You told him your self employed, you should have said your an Amish Electrician, it would sound more believable.
Look at this wiring job, it looks like it was done by an Amish Electrician!
You put project manager on your last resume, Jesus if your going to lie just put head Amish Electrician while you at it.
I dont think that girls dad likes you. You told him your self employed, you should have said your an Amish Electrician, it would sound more believable.
Look at this wiring job, it looks like it was done by an Amish Electrician!
by Joecoool October 28, 2010
A euphemism similar to Landing Strip or Happy Trail, an Amish Beard is a particular pubic styling type in which a person only shaves the upper part of their hair leaving the underneath completely untouched. The hair on the scrotum or underneath the vagina then resembles the classic Amish Beard worn only on the neck with a clean shaven face.
"Yeah I was running late and only had time to shave the top. Good thing she didn't mind the Amish Beard I was rockin'."
by JB BL August 29, 2007
by The Poopy Fart Demon September 21, 2017