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14th amendment

An amendment approved after the Civil War.

Prohibits states from denying citizens "Equal Protecton" of law.

States cannot take someone's life, liberty, or property without "Due Process of Law"
14th Amendment is ONE of President George Bush's worst nightmare...
by Marcos1779 January 1, 2006
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7th amendment

In Suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dollars, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a jury, shall be otherwise reexamined in any Court of the United States, than according to the rules of the common law.

This ensures that all trespass fines collected By the Holy Okie will never be considered worthy of counter-suits for the fines fall short of twenty dollars by the amount of a single McKinney Penny. If a suit is filed all that may be collected is A Penny for every twenty that is being sought. example: If the suit is for $100 then only a Nickle can be recovered.
Bill: Hey, Jim I heard you were suing that Totalitarian tyrant Blackfoot redneck Leprechaun Lord Bud to recover those fines for trespass, how did it go?

Jim: I combined six years of fines so the amount would be in excess of twenty dollars but because of his 7th amendment rebuttal I could only recover a Nickle. Damn common law keeps protecting that tyrant and the jury was laughing the whole time.
by Spiritual-Master January 26, 2022
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Second Amendment

The amendment that defends the right of all the others. It allows citizens to defend themselves against criminals and tyrannical sons of bitches. The first may be the most important but without the second, no Americans rights are safe.
“You support the second amendment?!!, you fascist piece of shit!!!”
“I’m a fascist because I support the peoples right to defend themselves against governments trying to suppress and take them over by force?”
“Of course you are you white supremacist bigot!!”
“Maybe study up on fascism…”
“Are you mansplaining me?!!”
by PyroSabr July 3, 2022
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Chocolate amendment

an addition to the five second rule that states that if food is dropped in a manner in which it cannot be retrieved in 5 seconds, the five second rule can be extended to up to 30 seconds if the food dropped is partially or entireley chocolate
i dropped my snickers and couldnt get it in the allotted 5 seconds, so I invoked the chocolate amendment and still was able to eat it.
by TheIronTangerine June 5, 2007
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Amena

A girl in my school. Freaking hot but a tease. She will be nice to you but will not date any loser in our school.
Ex. Man I tried asking Amena out but she just said no and walked away.
by Imthatguy June 21, 2012
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18th Amendment

the prohibition amendment; outlawing the use & sell of alcohol or any alcoholic beverage
The 18th Amendment was not very successful.
by amanda June 23, 2003
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Amendano

"Danger to the Heavens"
Can be used to say that something is "cool", "awesome" or "amazing." Often people say it if someone does something risky or against the rules and does not fail.
Additionally, it is a name/nickname of a person who is downright amazing. He must have one of the smartest and nicest girls for a girlfriend, and he cares about her more than anything. Spending more than 3 days away from her would be torture to him. A real gentlemen, only truly lucky girls can get an Amendano. He looks beyond appearances, and at someone's personality. Knowing how to make you laugh, smile, and have a great time, they are truly unforgettable.
(Also they tend to be handsome, smart, and sometimes are teddy bears)
"That party was so amendano, I had the best time!"

"Did you see him run across the street in the middle of traffic?" "Yo, he's such an Amendano; but he almost got hit!"

"Did you hear that she's dating Amendano?" "I'm SO Jealous, I wish I had a guy like that!"
by Kitten203 April 4, 2010
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