Fake Airpods Owner

Calling someone this will absolutely ruin them. They will be forced into social outcast for the rest of their school life until they change their appearance, usually bleaching their hair, making themselves look like they just had molten gold spilled all over themselves.
Hey, that blonde really looks like the fake airpods owner we saw back then in high school
by Artem_retarded March 1, 2021
mugGet the Fake Airpods Ownermug.

Airpods

Dumb little fucks that disappear in 0.3 nanoseconds of you buying them.
You: I just got some Airpods
Friend: But where are they
You: Fuck
by lorg rat March 17, 2020
mugGet the Airpodsmug.

Airpods

Something that make you unable to speck poor
me: Hay are those airpods

Rich person: Sorry I don't speak poor
by Shredded Cheese October 6, 2020
mugGet the Airpodsmug.

fake airpods

the code word for a vape or cart to hide it from younger brothers or snitches
"can i borrow ur 'fake airpods,' im feining rn"
by big darnell June 9, 2024
mugGet the fake airpodsmug.

The airpods case

2 girls with big titties but no ass tied up together.
Those 2 girls I met a the bar I turned them into an airpods case, and charged them up with a vibrator.

(Girls with no ass but titties tied up together)
Thats The airpods case.
by browniegang123 July 4, 2025
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Airpod Shotty

Airpod shotty, Imma catch a body, you lookin' real sussy

Airpod shotty, I wanna catch a body, you looking real sussy (real sussy, real sussy, yeah) x2

Got an airpod shotty and it's pointed at your body, girl
Make a lover hate you, yeah I make a lover naughty girl (?)
I could blow your bag out, I could make you tab out
Drop a hundred racks out, we can pull the lamb out
Wanna take a ride with me we speed around LA yeah,
Shorty came with me to my crib and now we laid up,
Imma have her doing things that she never do, no,
Hoppin' out the suicides with the Jimmy Choo's on.

CHORUS x4

Got pod shotty, she a hottie, filling me with purpose, (?)

She took a shot now I can't breathe an inch oh it's among us
, (?)
So just because she is red doesn't mean that she is sus, tho
,
She won't take my life, why all my crewmates they know
,

Cock it and load it I'll be by the bay
Won't be so lonely, just please don't be late
And next thing you know, I'll be shot up into space
I know this feeling, it won't float away
Airpod shotty, Imma catch a body, you lookin' real sussy
by xXLeoBoi December 28, 2021
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