rear admiral

Rear Admiral is a slang word used for gay men in the Military...so instead of calling them 'faggot', 'homosexuals'
we call them Rear Admiral.

Hey you heard about that new Sergeant?
yeh he was caught smooching the bartender down town...
great another Rear Admiral has joined our ranks...

by Horneydevil November 29, 2009

Dreaded Rear Admiral

When someone makes an underhand karate-chop motion between an opponents butt cheeks.

One guy held him down, while the other gave him the dreaded rear admiral until his anus bled.

by Mixed Martial Arts Cheater April 29, 2012

Rear Admiral

An absolute blast. When getting a chick from behind (while both partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab on to anything when she is bent over. Then, drive you hips into her backside so that you end up pushing her forwards. The goal is to push her into a wall or table. It's almost as much fun watching her face hit the floor. You rise to Admiral status when you can bang her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips.

"I'm going to have to practice my rear admiral technique."

by Long Island August 13, 2004

Rear Admiral

A Rear Admiral is slang for a proctologist.

"I know I'm a proctologist; and I find it disrespectful to be referred to as a bum doctor or as a Rear Admiral, unless you give me a snappy uniform."

by Duckbutt May 28, 2006

The Rear Admiral

Anal sex in which the reciever wraps his or her legs around the other person's ass and then walks around the room on their hands at the discretion of the person screwing the other persons ass.

"Shut up or Ill give you the rear admiral"

That bruise on his head was from the rear admiraling he recieved the other day.

by Burrcifer December 14, 2008

Rear Admiral Poesh Dog Square Pants

A pyronecrobeastiphiliac who exudes unusually large quantities of gas, which when done simultaneously may result in massive explosions.

Timmy: Do you see that mushroom cloud over there?
Billy: Holy shit! Someone must have been having sex with burning dead baby animals while farting again.
Timmy: It must have been a Rear Admiral Poesh Dog Square Pants.

by Gibby February 10, 2004

rear admiral (lower half)

Same as rear admiral, but performed while the man is engaged in vaginal sex with the woman.

The long stream of discoloration on the carpet marked our repeated attempts at performing a rear admiral (lower half).

by gunfest_2008 February 23, 2009