Quiet Quickie

When your parents are in the other room but you really need that dick.

My parents were home so my bf and I had a quiet quickie.

by SortaPupper January 21, 2020

Bohemian Quickie

Ingredients:
1 100sq ft CIRCULAR tarp
The finest 100% cotton Spanish tapestry
4 Bundles of sage
4 Gallons Edible body paint
4 12” towers of selenite (to hold the tarp)
MUST bring Your favorite instrument (1 tambourine required)

Required amount of people:
3-?

Directions:

1. Lay tarp
2. Anchor with Selenite towers
3. Place Sage against Selenite towers
4. Hang Tapestry (Preferably in tipi fashion)
5. Lean Body paint buckets over for a slow, continuous pour
6. Proceed to play instruments

7. ?

I came back from Birmingham a different person after that “Bohemian Quickie.”

Well, there’s 23 of Us & I have everything One would need for a “Bohemian Quickie”.

by BohoBill January 16, 2022

Quicky

Vibrator

Plancktime miz Quicky!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. December 20, 2020

jam in a quickie

Having quick coitus in a full time table

Hey babe before we go to lunch wanna jam in a quickie

by Mustache cashstash December 13, 2020

cosmic quickie

The act or thought of having sexual intercourse with one's parental figure in an outer-earthly plane.

Landan had the idea of a cosmic quickie towards Jess' mum

by Ronald Dodger July 30, 2022

Quickie

A rushed/fast session of sexual intercourse

I have suspicions that my daughter was just pulling a quickie with her boyfriend while I was in the restroom

by Mhazel July 28, 2021

The BBQ Quickie

Sneak off to a private place and pull up your skirt for this summer-friendly sex move

My wife and I went to a boring BBQ and spiced it up with a The BBQ Quickie.

by Thealterboy July 28, 2021