stiffy blister

An unsightly boil or wart on your purple headed womb ferret.
Kal: Hey Ian, me and Loz spitroasted your sister yesterday and I have since developed a rather nasty stiffy blister.

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by Khalid Al-Crayola August 21, 2008
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blicky got the stiffy

A handgun with an extended clip. Blicky is New York slang for a handgun, Stiffy is New York slang for an extended clip.
"Niggas iffy, uh, Blicky got the stiffy, uh Got the blicky, uh, drum it holds fifty, uh" -6IX9INE
by xxbkytz January 26, 2018
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slippy stiffy flapping

Combining Viagra and Red Bull to increase sexual performance and stamina. Then creating a small retaining pond with a bed by rolling up blankets and placing them near the edges of the bed and then laying plastic over it so liquid won't run out. Then filling the small pond with several bottles of baby oil and stiffy flapping in the home made pond of oil.
Slippy stiffy flapping with that Victorias Secret model last night was the greatest night of my life.
by JakeMontana February 12, 2017
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iffy got the stiffy

some weird rap that sounds like bars
"Uhhhh iffy got the stiffy"
by TheOneCow February 16, 2018
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Special buys stiffy

When your penis becomes erect while shopping at Aldi
Hey Scott, why are you hiding behind the shopping trolley? Have you got a special buys stiffy ?
by Fat Sticks August 01, 2023
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Stiffy Flakes

The pooey remains that have dried up and are starting too fall off your nob after giving someone anal
Dude Last week i gave Yo mum anal, my shower broke and i ended up leavin stiffy flakes on my nans carpet
by BassManNat July 20, 2008
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Red town stiffy

The act of getting a hard dick and having your best friend opening your penis hole and pouring big red inside until your penis rejects it and erupts like a volcano
Me and Jason got kind of bored so I told him to give me a "Red town stiffy"
by Elswag December 02, 2013
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