Parkered

To get very drunk. A variation on words like smashed, wasted etc. To be parkered is to go beyond your normal levels of drunken-ness, into an advanced state of slurring words, public dancing, refusal to go home and occasional falling over.

It was a big night last night.

Yeah, I was totally parkered!

by fasteddyking January 22, 2017

Parker

Mormon fuck.

Guy: "Wow have you seen that guy Parker swimming hella slow? "
Me: "yeah that's just Parker being a fucking Mormon again."

by Happy Mormon July 30, 2017

Parker

A total fuckwad. Not that cool and says "swag" a lot.

THATS A PARKER,HE JUST STOLE MY FUCKING GIRLFRIEND.

by imasliceofpizza April 18, 2018

Parker

(v.) to steal the seat of another

I was going to sit down when he parkered me.

Dude, don't parker me I was sitting there.

by Martin11111111 March 5, 2010

Parkerism

The political idealogy where your opinion is "fuck them" "fuck em" "fuck the other side we run shit"

Commonly appears in high schools across America

We have a football game today, well its time for some Parkerism, "fuck em we Run shit and we are gonna win"

by K-breezyyyy April 20, 2010

Parker

Something that is a dick move, or something completely idiotic

"Wow, that was such a parker."

"HEY PARKER, QUIT BEING SUCH A PARKER"

by Kyuubiman January 13, 2009

Parker

A fucking douche bag that takes advantage of every person he sees that thinks he is cool
-creep
-loser

Guy: Hey wanna fuck?
Girl: Get away from me creep, you're such a Parker!

by Dr.Anomynous February 23, 2010