Jensen

A man with many talents. Who loves to make other people happy but will easily let go of unfaithful and unloyal people.
This is a man who will give his all in any type of relationship.
A man who will give a women GREAT sex and will leave females begging for more.

He can also be very emotionless, but also has a fuse that cannot be stopped.
Once he is really comfortable with a person, he will trust them and rely on their loyalty.
He is very intelligent and struggles to leave unfinished business.
He also can't struggles to keep quiet and struggles to understand failure.

"If only my man was a Jensen."

by B. F. Skinner November 22, 2021

Jensen Oswald

Jensen is an awesome dude who’s 6 feet tall, gets all the bitches and has a 7 inch cock.

Wow, that guy must be Jensen Oswald.

by himothy69420 December 4, 2024

Mary Jensen Syndrome

From There’s Something about Mary. A girl who keeps being pursused by weirdos, assholes and no-hopers. This girl is the epitome of perfection; volunteers for disadvantaged people, is naturally sweet and kind, has an excellent job and is beautiful. However, ladies like this in real life rarely end up with the Ted of their dreams.

Kara keeps falling for douchebags, she suffers from Mary Jensen Syndrome

by Lavynia May 19, 2018

Jensen

Jensens are the most sexy canadian men youve ever witnessed with your own eyes. When you see a jensen in the wild, your eyes will burn off from the intense light that jensens give off. Jensens are usually paired with maggies, but this is not always the case

Person: oh hey is that jensen- OH SHIT I CANT SEE, IT BURNS. IT BUUUURRRRNNNSSS

by Ilovebrohan2212 February 26, 2024

Jensen

Really smart and handsome guy, better than everyone else, could and would beat you in a wrestling match

“Omg, look it’s Jensen!”
“I can’t beat Jensen in a wrestling match!”

by Random Dude/Guy/Boy February 25, 2022

Jensen

A pretty, smart, beautiful, amazing, absolutely stunning, funny, fun, lovely, beautiful, fantastic, lovely, beautiful girl.

Her moms name is shaena and she’s incredibly rude

Omg see that hot beautiful amazing smart beautiful funny girl over there? Her name must be jensen!

by JEEEEEEEEEZ October 1, 2021

Jensen

Lard Literate

Jensen is lard literate

by Burntwaffles November 20, 2022