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Jew

The creation of Israel marked the reforming of the Israelite tribe.
Any Jews that didn’t become Israelis are deemed to have abandoned the tribe and so shouldn’t be practicing Judaism as that’s the religion of the Israelites/Israelis.
Before the creation of Israel the term jew was relevant but since the creation of Israel the term jew is obsolete.
Any non Israelis practicing Judaism and calling themselves Jews are deceiving themselves and others.
by AnonDoxy January 22, 2023
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jews

A group of men and women of the jewish ethnicity/religion/race(depending on who you ask)

their members own the banks, their members own the media they own the world and all of it in it, they often play the victim card by making up historical "facts..." it is unclear what their end motive is however here are some of their ideas:
-zionism
-pro atheism
-anti catholism
- pro evangelism
-anti islamic
-pro homo
- pro capitalism (it was cheaper and made them more wealthy etc)

the jews have often created ideologies which burned down societies like communism/freedom of speech/ democracy

the jews have only used these as a way to gain more power
the jews are not all evil they just happen to want to rule all of existence
by @mrkulci May 25, 2018
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Jew

Verb, to JEW.

The process by which someone manages to convince a reluctant person to give them something.
Michael has £10 which he was going to give to his son but Josh managed to jew it off him. (Josh has no foreskin)
by Toby_the_5_star_penis. December 18, 2008
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Jew

1) Person of Jewish Faith
2) A Pinny-Pincher (a tight wad)
3) What Hitler put in ash trays till we beat his ass
1) Kyle from South Park is Jewish!
2) Your as money hungry as a Jew!
3) The Holocaust sucks, eh Larry. Yea it does.
by TheGuyStandingBehindYou April 1, 2007
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Jew Jew Fruit

A gay Jew. Typically blatantly and obnoxiously homosexual.
by filletmignon January 16, 2009
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Jew

1. A person that champions, believes in, or practices Judaism; A person of a Jewish background.

2. A highly stingy or greedy person that is usually prosperous but heavily criticized for his ways.
Examples:

1. "Hey guys you seen that new kid in school?"

" Oh yeah, the kid is a Jew, I went to his bar mitzvah."

2. " Dude who is that one kid in the shirt?"

" Oh that's that Levi kid...he's a Jew he tried to snake me...."
by Chunguie October 8, 2009
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Jew

Someone who practice Judaism or has a Jewish mother.

A paranoid person who uses his ultimate power in every occasion: Accusation of being Anti-Semitic!

Someone who thinks the whole world should burn to hell to pay the price of one mad man’s mistake.

Someone who labels every Arab (a.k.a sand people, towel heads, and oil-rich camel riders) a terrorist while secretly selling them weapons.

Someone who would get offended by this and give it a thumbs down.

Someone who fails to realize Semite is not a race and if it was then all Arabs (a.k.a The Enemy) by definition are Sematic as well.
Khalid: Hey Ben
Ben: AAAH! Get away from me you damn terrorist!

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Fred: Hey nice hat!
Ben: (mumbles) Anti-semitic bastard...
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Alfred: Are you a Jew?
Ben: Who's asking?
by Ben Dover Later November 10, 2008
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