Dylan

This boy is THICC. Peachiest butt ever.
He has the best ass you've ever seen and will literally flirt with anyone.
Dylan can make anyone laugh. You'll often see him making a whole room cry with laughter. He isn't afraid to speak his mind and stand up for his friends.

Sweetest kid ever x

Someone: Oh, he's thick as!
Me: Yeah, that's Dylan.

by Levi's Wife April 03, 2019

Dylan

a penis in the shape of a fruit, usually a banana.

Anna: omg did you see John's dylan?
Lucy: yes! it looked good enough to eat!

by Sally Reynolds March 13, 2008

Dylan

Dylan absolutely Perfect, deffinately a ass man very wise big dick smart high hopes for his future he's very romantic and all over the place and will make and women or man feel limke a greek god or godess. Just will always be the right man who pretty much acts like a women likes to clean and cook for his loved ones and is VERY patient.

God damnit dylan marry me i always knew i was the man in the relationship anyway

by SophiaBayBay April 11, 2011

Dylan

Best guy ever big dick everyone loves him women masturbate to the sound of his name he is a legend among his peers all women find him irresistible can find a better man than dylan especially in bed

Girl 1. Girl what happened to you last night

girl 2. Dylan was to much in bed ;)

by Simpleman June 04, 2015

dylan

Broken Penis caused by walking, slamming or, running into something or someone.

Haha he dylaned himself when his mom wakled in.

by DickCheezeSmegmaFucker December 28, 2002

dylan

Total Bro. someone who likes to lax, has sick flow, and is fucking chill

Bro 1: yo whos that kid that just sniped top left?
Bro 2: thats dylan he's chill

by laxman24 October 27, 2010

Dylan

Huge dick knows how to treat a girl and knows how to pleasure them even better

Dylan has a huge cock

by Jonathrn March 30, 2018