the duck

a lazy person with freckles on his face and looks like a ripe banana, tends to be a lagger and has an excuse for everything and when drunk is known to quack loudly and vigorously when in danger.

Hey your being the duck today whats wrong with your queerbait!

by henducks daddy March 08, 2010

Duck

n: A frog that can float, grew wings, a beak, learned to quack, became oddly deformed, and became vegetarian.
v: To grow wings and a beak and quack occasionally.

n:

Jake: Look at that sexy beast
Duck: Quack
v:
Jake: How do you duck
Jo: Like this, quack
Jake: Quack

And so they grew wings and flew off into the sunset only to be shot down .

by BobTehSeal January 22, 2015

duck

1) a bitchy person, a fake person, a liar.

2) a person who is all bark

"You know that chick Stephanie? She is such a fuckin' duck."

"He said he was gonna kick my ass, but I know he's just a duck."

by gangbangchang February 04, 2012

Ducking

Apple iPhone's auto-correct for "fucking"

iMessage: "Are you fucking kidding me"
iPhone autocorrect: "Are you ducking kidding me"

by Jonezie July 05, 2013

duck duck chicken

Duck duck chicken is a game you play in localities with a significant, open transgender population (Singapore, Thailand, India, etc.) where you try to guess whether a female appearing prostitute is a duck (biologically male) or chicken (biologically female).

Will: Duck!

Dan: Chicken!

Eugene: You ladyboy?

Ladyboy: Yes. Teeheehee!

Everyone loses at duck duck chicken eventually.

by Duck Master January 16, 2014

Duck

A swimming bird used to blame the loud passing of gas in a group of two or more people.

He let loose with a loud long fart at the party and yelled, "Damn ducks!"

by Chasmo114 September 26, 2009

Ducking

When a person laughs so hard that a sound is emitted from their throat, somewhat resembling the sound of a duck.

Boy 1: Hey did you see Vanessa on the weekend?

Boy 2: V-v-v-v-vanessa? Is that her name?

Boy 1: Yeah, why?

Boy 2: WAS SHE D-D-D-D-D-DUCKING?!?!

Boy 1: NO SHIT BRO, NO SHIT! Wait, no, you're supposed to say that she's hott...

by pseudonym anonymous now May 27, 2010