Flying Desmond

A sexual act of in which the/a male partner edges 7 times, but on the 8th time he pinches his member in order to prevent the semen from coming out. He then aims his trajectory at the other partner, of whom is at the other end of the bed (whatever they've been up to meanwhile does not matter, unless it is an Angry Charizard. The first partner releases, firing a mortar shot over to the other who can try to catch it in their mouth, ect.

"Have you ever tried doing a Flying Desmond? They're hard to get accurate."

by SomeFancyCashews March 28, 2018

Desmonde

The action of coughing and accidentally soiling ones pants

Whoops I did a Desmonde

by Matt Terrell December 15, 2017

Desmond Effect

A thing which happens when a person goes insane from other people.

"I just.. went through a Desmond Effect, that's all."

by Pixelcraftian October 30, 2018

Desmond Doolan

Hmm, I like pizza gay

Desmond Doolan

by bcfnckj June 18, 2018

desmond clark

Hes a sexy ass machine. Smashesh girls on the regular and gets money.

desmond clark is so damn sexy and I wish I could be like him.

by iiDez June 29, 2017

Desmond Rivera

AKA “TrillDez”, Desmond Rivera is a well known rapper from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.

I love Desmond Rivera!

by Mr.WorldofWords May 09, 2024

Grape Desmond

Someone who fantasises about getting head from a dinosaur (particullarly stegosaur)

Guy 1: Hey why didn't you invite Fred
Guy 2 : He's kinda weird bro I heard a rumour that he's a grape desmond

by Thisplaceisf*ckingincredible June 18, 2022