Canadian-born teahadist who represents Texas in the U.S. Senate, he helped orchestrate a government shutdown as part of an effort to defund the Affordable Care Act
by Republican$$uck November 22, 2013
by Mr. Nice Watch September 26, 2011
A pretty awesome town in California. The locals are all cool with you so long as you don't act like the tourist you are, and share their same open mindedness.
However, they're only 'open minded' as long as you share their exact mindset.
It's a great town when you're living there, but once you move away and gain a little perspective, you tend to realize how stuck in their ways all the people are.
However, they're only 'open minded' as long as you share their exact mindset.
It's a great town when you're living there, but once you move away and gain a little perspective, you tend to realize how stuck in their ways all the people are.
Local(at a coffee shop): Pshaw. Look at those girls. They don't know where they're at, obviously.
Ex-Local, looking over, seeing three girls in regular work wear: skirts, high-heels and nice shirts): What are you talking about?
Local: They shouldn't be here with their nice clothes. No one local would ever dress like that. Break out from the mold! This is Santa Cruz, not San Jose!!
Ex-Local, looking over, seeing three girls in regular work wear: skirts, high-heels and nice shirts): What are you talking about?
Local: They shouldn't be here with their nice clothes. No one local would ever dress like that. Break out from the mold! This is Santa Cruz, not San Jose!!
by Vintage Twinkie August 15, 2008
Damn! That Cow just took a huge Ted Cruz on the ground!
I just took a Ted Cruz in the toilet. Took me about 3 flushes to finally flush that big turd down.
I just took a Ted Cruz in the toilet. Took me about 3 flushes to finally flush that big turd down.
by TheTruthWithin October 16, 2013
proper noun: The lead singer and lyricist for SoCal punk/metal band Strung Out. Cruz is also a talented visual artist in his own right.
by teh editrix June 24, 2005
Eli Manning's record breaking weapon of choice amongst his arsenal with a range of 99 yards; usually devastating opposing teams with a touchdown shortly after launch.
by ramrod620 January 08, 2012
by ....... February 18, 2005