by Jesus March 23, 2005
Yet another silly black american rapper who has the strange misconception that money = talent, and that if he drives around in a 'bling' FUV with an eskimo coat and plastic rings on his fingers, people will regard him as a man who clearly has at least half a brain cell to himself. Obviously he is mistaken.
Also, if you scrutinise his facial features, you may realise that in his case, the evolution from ape to man was reversed, as he does indeed bear an uncanny resemblance to the chimpanzee. Therefore the latin name for him would probably be something like primus maximus retardus.
Also, if you scrutinise his facial features, you may realise that in his case, the evolution from ape to man was reversed, as he does indeed bear an uncanny resemblance to the chimpanzee. Therefore the latin name for him would probably be something like primus maximus retardus.
50 cent iz well bangin' innit! He is so cool in iz new leopard skin coat and iz sovereign rings (available in all good marketplaces and toy shops). I is gonna get me a hummer or a caddy coz laak the more you harm the environment the more you iz bangin innit!
by snack88 August 10, 2005
A rapper, also known as Curtis Jackson.
He chose the name "50 Cent" as it refers to the amount he charges for a blow job.
He chose the name "50 Cent" as it refers to the amount he charges for a blow job.
by prozac26 December 06, 2006
by Jacob The Awsomest August 10, 2005
Retarded rapper, too lazy to open his mouth when he "raps", all "songs" sound the same, tracks that don't sound the same have samples copied from some other rapper, every teenager from st albans buys his albums and i'm still trying to discover why, seeing as he is a talentless piece of crap. He also got shot 9 times. Shows how much people like him.
a--argh! i got such a headache
b--don't worry that's just 50 cent
a--but i like 50 cent.
b--you do not like and will never like 50 shit.
b--don't worry that's just 50 cent
a--but i like 50 cent.
b--you do not like and will never like 50 shit.
by alex November 18, 2005
50 cent is a little bitch that is famous because some gangsta nigga tried to kill him. He has beefs wit the game, Ja rule, JaDAKISS. Fat Joe. This lil bitch is mad because nobody wanna work with him him except his G-unot crew. his songs are all the same just listen to magic stick and candy shop.
50 cent was talkin about himself when he dropped wanksta.
If 50 continues to diss Jada he gon get shot and eve'rbody gon be happy!!!
If 50 continues to diss Jada he gon get shot and eve'rbody gon be happy!!!
by Laurent Hamelin October 02, 2005
A rapper who should have been shot more than 9 times, and more times in the head so he does not have to try and kill us with his "attempting-to-be-erotic" lyrics in his retarded, braindead voice
(on tv) 50 Cent: come to the cnady shop, ill let you lick the lollypop...
small toddler:mommy, mommy, i wanna lick the lollypop!
small toddler:mommy, mommy, i wanna lick the lollypop!
by timmytimbob April 16, 2006